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for getting tossed into a bar...not out in 
That has happened quite a few times to me.  
For calling last call way too early. 
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loitering
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For vagrancy.
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for not drinking his milk
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for not drinking his milk
For not eating her oatmeal.
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For smokin' a Phatty
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for being an egg beater
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sneaking into a movie theater
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for bragging that lil got caught sneaking into a movie and you didnt
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for passing the peace pipe
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ejaculating on the neighbor's lawn
 
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for bringing a steak knife to work...all he wanted was to cut up his lunch
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Try to fork heavenlyboy
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for making strawberry shortcake for all of us! yay!
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For trying to be a little teapot, she didn't have the spout
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for stealing park benches to furnish her living room
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For making out on a park bench
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for being a happy camper
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For writing my number on bathroom stalls
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because he owes me five bucks
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