"i have to study quite a lot of things like chinese philosophy or politics, economics, spychology."

I don't think you're supposed to talk about that last one.

"have knowledge society, sense of humour , rather preety."

You may want to check the return policy on the knowledge society.

"And there are everything in one thing. Say your physical body are composed of many elements, like liquid, fire, air."

I'm not too crazy about the fire part....

"I'd like to think that I am sensitive, aimly, honest."

You are the aimliest person I ever met.

"Enjoy general chitty chat.up for a good laugh specially we my nutty hairdresser who is a crazy alcoholic drug using idiot."

Yeah, that's who I would want working on my hair.....

"i wish i can cope with all of you."

Nobody's been able to do it yet, why should you be any different?

"i like meeting people and enjoy going out with friends and having a bit of criac."

At the criac house, presumably....

"$100 amonth"

A little steep unless you're really good at doing laundry.

"Trying this again... Last guy decided to try and make it work with his ex... "


You realize you were rejected for someone he already knew he couldn't get along with....

"I'm not here for just sex"


But.... it's on the list

"I Am The Third Born From My Mother But I Am First Born Out Of Us Trippletts. I Am A CNA. I Work Full Time And Want To Go Back To Become A(n) RN Then A(n) Mortition. "


1. Capitalizing the first letter of every word isn't really covering you in the rules of capitalization.

2. I'm going to give you "A(n)" on "RN", but not on "Mortician". It doesn't start with a vowel sound or letter.

3. First an RN and then a mortician? Kill them first, then bury them?

"I hate writing these things and its making me make it longer, geez."


I think "making" you is a little strong. It's not your mother.

"Im not a skinny lady that looks like a model."


You're a really homely skinny lady? Or a plus sized model?

"i am a good and nice looking girl looking for a good and nice looking man.i am a good and nice looking girl looking for a good and nice looking man.i am a good and nice looking girl looking for a good and nice looking man.i am a good and nice looking girl looking for a good and nice looking man.i am a good and nice looking girl looking for a good and nice looking man.i am a good and nice looking girl looking for a good and nice looking man.i am a good and nice looking girl looking for a good and nice looking man."


Stupid parrot.

"A kiss is a lovely trick, designed by nature, to stop words when speech becomes superfluous."

Too bad nature didn't give us a similar remedy for bad profiles.

"i have 20 years and i have a beautiful style."

Any chance of parole?

"i'm a coordinetr i working in big companie i worked sinse 1999."

You guys aren't real sticklers about the paperwork, huh?

"I hate a talkative man,boring,spitting,or clumsy geeks."

As if there were any other kind....

"i like the man in every date to bring me a gesture."

Not a problem....

"i like to lurn different languages."

Good plan.