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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 6 | |
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"devil in angels coat."
The clothing stores in Hell are pretty miserable. |
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"Not looking for someone who wants to "talk" about things."
You like semaphore? |
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"I like to do everything.never say no.please i like to try everything please try with me.When u come to see me i am very happy.i will like someone to do things with."
You have no idea what you're getting yourself into. |
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"I art studying in bedroom of house."
Yeah, that's where we all keep our art. |
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"Long. I like long. appealing to me."
Well, OK, everybody's got their preferences.... |
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"Everything that belongs to classic femininity in a top-shelf, high octane, cerebral and sensual package."
The 2011 Mitsubishi Eclipse. |
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"I hate only black and white."
Oh look, a piano. |
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What she says: I used to be atheletic in high school.
What she means: I've developed a love for ice cream and donuts. |
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"I'll do this later, really."
Member since 2008..... |
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"Im a Senior this year when i graduted high school"
There must have been a ripple in the space-time continuum. |
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"they say to a man heart is your home cook meals"
It's a game I like to call "Unscramble the Metaphor". |
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"see if we have in thang in coman."
I'm sure there must be something. |
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"My [MENtAlity] iS ABOvE && bEOyONd"
If you're so damn smart, let's see you fix your keyboard. |
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"My only dream in life is to go to australia but dont think i will as im petrified of spiders."
It's unfortunate that Australia is the only place in the world that has spiders then.... |
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"am easy goin like to make friend in a love is look like am not luckyam seching for my owne 1 nowaint knows where is it can u telling me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
This is why I hate using those cheap Romulan translators. |
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"Im a very sweat and down to earth person"
That's why Al Gore invented air conditioning. |
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"brown eyes, black hair and small feet"
Are you a hamster? |
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"I am in unervisty studing science."
Yes, that's encouraging. |
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"sssssgvbjdivudjvnkdkfivnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnvj
fffffffffffffssssssssssssssssssslllllllllllllllllllllllnnnnnnnnnn nnnnnnnhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyytyffffffffffff fffff" I'm pretty sure it's your radiator. |
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"I LOVE HAGGIN OUT W MY FRIENDS."
I hope that doesn't mean what I think it means. |
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