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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 6 | |
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Okay, do tell, where do you two find these? Aquarium. |
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"I live half way around the world." From who? You really need to specify a reference point. Well...according to your calculations...EVERY woman lives halfway around the world...lmao Oh wait. Your calculations actually say that all women live halfway around the Solar System... Never mind. |
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"I live half way around the world." From who? You really need to specify a reference point. Well...according to your calculations...EVERY woman lives halfway around the world...lmao Oh wait. Your calculations actually say that all women live halfway around the Solar System... Never mind. Well, I just use that as a form of shorthand. The reality is far more disturbing, and much less convincing. Because the reality is that there are dozens of women, maybe as many as a hundred, who actually do live closer than 897,000 miles away fro me. But they can't see me or hear me or register my existence in any way, because of the old voodoo curse. |
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Gotta hate those voodoo curses.
LOL |
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Edited by
Atlantis75
on
Fri 07/09/10 10:40 PM
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email me if: You're a warm, authentic person whose mind is extremely...something, or are interested in the process of creation. QYou're quick to laugh, and secure in yourself, you see conversation as a process of discovery. You're...to laugh at the silly things and debate the profoundalways treating others as you want to be treated. You're...and you see conversation as a process of discovery. Sparkling wit. Kind heart. Open spirit. Glass 1/2...this lady: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSOh34982Vo
--------------------------------------------------------------- You're a warm, authentic person whose mind is extremely...something, or are interested in the process of creation.
Extremely something? 
In creation? Creation of what? You mean the God and Adam and Eve stuff? QYou're quick to laugh, and secure in yourself, you see conversation as a process of discovery.
see conversation as a process of discovery? 
You're...to laugh at the silly things and debate the profoundalways treating others as you want to be treated. You're...and you see conversation as a process of discovery.
There is something about this process of discovery thing.. Sparkling wit. Kind heart. Open spirit. Glass 1/2...
Opposed to what? Just how many people are putting in their profiles,that they are a dimming sadness, Evil heartless. Closed mind? 
this lady: YOU .....got to be ...kidding me....Hell no! 
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Edited by
Atlantis75
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Fri 07/09/10 10:44 PM
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My Self-Summary** About me? I'm not sure exactly what to say, but I'm...life! I am fun, outgoing, and interesting I swear
..and that's the whole profile. You are life? hmmm. I believe you, just don't swear please. |
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"Don´t make questions.I will.And you will answer.Or not.It´s easy.Let see what can happen.I´m realy currious.And you?Show time!I will not make a bigger description here."
That was helpful.... |
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"Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo.Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo.Moo Moo
Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo.Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo.Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo.Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo.Moo Moo." Jeez, they just let anybody sign up now. |
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"Very unique professional with extended knowlage of archeology."
Well, I guess that compensates for the spelling. |
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"I want to seek my true love in the world."
Unless you've got a spaceship, I don't think there are a lot of other options. |
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Edited by
Atlantis75
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Mon 07/12/10 07:54 PM
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The whole profile:
"I just want someone to hang out and enjoy life with." |
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"Well what can I say, I could say a lot of things but nothing can realy descrive a person more than knowing her."
Sesame Street is brought to you today by the letter "E" and the word "evasion." |
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"to be honest with u,u might think that its a waste of time cos i'm 12,000 miles away"
Oh, that's the least of it.... |
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"whatever my date wants to do I'm pretty easy"
OK, but I think I'd take the billboard down. |
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"uhmm its none of ur business so.im not lookin for you .im skinnny."
OK, I can stop looking now. It's about time. |
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"i loking someone speical for serius relation someone be ready for start in family i mean have kids its very importand to meand i like to cook i do ok no like cheff lol and i like to dance too"
What is the horrible secret of....The World Without Punctuation....? |
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today email after I requested a picture of a pictureless profile who emailed me:
"-You guys with the damn pictures, I have already told you that I look good and I'm pretty, I'm not gonna send you a picture Playa! Why don't you just come over and look, I'm not far from you. Actually don't come now, I'm not interested! " 
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"color i like is blue.I will be an manager."
That's the whole profile, folks. I feel like I've known her all my life. |
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"just looking for fun at the moment!but who knows hay!"
Farmers, probably.... |
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"AT the moment im just all women who needs must be met"
The sheer mathematical logistics are beyond comprehension. As is your writing. |
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