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Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 6
tngxl65 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 6189	Sat 07/03/10 07:26 PM
"I think I'm on a government list so if you are an aspiring politician then I'm not a good bet." Maybe you could be a little more clear which list you might be on. The 'Filed your taxes late' list? Or the 'Not allowed on airplanes' list?

tngxl65 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 6189	Sat 07/03/10 08:45 PM
"I need a grown * man. " I've always been a breast man, but the * is good too.

tngxl65 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 6189	Sat 07/03/10 08:58 PM
"ugh... don't bother...i'm only typing this because it's MAKING me....blah bah blah" If you don't fill it out they kidnap your relatives.

ArtGurl Joined Sun 04/08/07 Posts: 17722	Sat 07/03/10 09:04 PM
Where are you shopping Tngxl?

tngxl65 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 6189	Sun 07/04/10 08:38 AM
Where are you shopping Tngxl? I think we're all going to the same fish store.

PATSFAN Joined Mon 12/10/07 Posts: 42782	Fri 07/09/10 06:59 AM
I'm single, independent. Looking for good man to take care of me.

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Fri 07/09/10 09:26 AM
I'm single, independent. Looking for good man to take care of me. I'm noticing, more and more, that people are using words in their profile without knowing what those words mean, as obviously occurred with "independent" here. The word that most often gets misused is "unique" -- as in "I'm unique because I have two feet," or "I'm unique because I eat food and then excrete some of it a few hours later." Dictionaries are cheap and easy to find.

PATSFAN Joined Mon 12/10/07 Posts: 42782	Fri 07/09/10 10:18 AM
I'm single, independent. Looking for good man to take care of me. I'm noticing, more and more, that people are using words in their profile without knowing what those words mean, as obviously occurred with "independent" here. The word that most often gets misused is "unique" -- as in "I'm unique because I have two feet," or "I'm unique because I eat food and then excrete some of it a few hours later." Dictionaries are cheap and easy to find. I know I've been noticing that & a lot of angry , miserable women, also the ever popular "I'm not looking for a one night stand" yet they have pics of them half naked or the main pic is just boobs

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Fri 07/09/10 10:26 AM
I'm single, independent. Looking for good man to take care of me. I'm noticing, more and more, that people are using words in their profile without knowing what those words mean, as obviously occurred with "independent" here. The word that most often gets misused is "unique" -- as in "I'm unique because I have two feet," or "I'm unique because I eat food and then excrete some of it a few hours later." Dictionaries are cheap and easy to find. I know I've been noticing that & a lot of angry , miserable women, also the ever popular "I'm not looking for a one night stand" yet they have pics of them half naked or the main pic is just boobs It's the whole "mixed message" thing. "I have boobs, here they are, the whole pic is just my cleavage, don't you DARE look at my boobs, what's wrong with you, are you some kind of perv, do you want to see some boobs, OK but don't look at them...."

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Fri 07/09/10 10:31 AM
"I live half way around the world." From who? You really need to specify a reference point.

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Fri 07/09/10 10:33 AM
"my hobbies are cooking,singing,dansing,playing a volleyball" Must be some kind of off-Broadway production. Do you have any lines?

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Fri 07/09/10 10:34 AM
"my goal is to become a good mother to my children and husband." You might want to discuss that one with him first.

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Fri 07/09/10 10:35 AM
"im playing valleyboll." You people are really having problems with that one.

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Fri 07/09/10 10:36 AM
"There are no dull moments being with her -- as what they said about me." "Until you try to read her profile...."

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Fri 07/09/10 10:41 AM
"I am aspired with the people who has brain and have initiative always." That's why Dr. Frankenstein lived so close to the cemetery.

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Fri 07/09/10 10:42 AM
"in life i love to play sports, like vally ball, badmentone, balling, swemming and dancesing." The whole damn country needs Hooked On Phonics.

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Fri 07/09/10 10:45 AM
"as a woman i usually prefer myself of doing my responsibility at home like cooking and cleaning.." As a woman, could you explain that a little more clearly?

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Fri 07/09/10 10:46 AM
"of course i have time to make bonding on my family we watch mostly." This involves some sort of industrial strength adhesive, probably.

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Fri 07/09/10 10:56 AM
"I cannot express here how nice person i am. I cannot put into words of who really i am. I can only tell you that deep within me is a real face of beauty and character." Now THAT'S some disturbing imagery....

biglife Joined Sat 08/29/09 Posts: 837	Fri 07/09/10 01:45 PM
Okay, do tell, where do you two find these?