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Granted, but it's worse than where you started out.
I wish I had all my stuff back and someplace grand to put it. |
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granted but an earthquake destroys all of it
I wish I would have played a better game of darts today |
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Granted, but it was lawn darts and the FBI got suspscious, now there's a federal investigation against you.
I wish I had some sharks |
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granted but the tank breaks and they die
I wish I had a Bently |
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Edited by
Totage
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Sun 01/31/10 06:33 PM
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Granted, but it's a model car you have to put together, and it's an advanced level one.
I wish my website was sucessful. |
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Edited by
HawaiiMusikMan
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Sun 01/31/10 06:36 PM
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Granted, but you've just been arrested for hosting underage pornography
I wish I didn't have to work |
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granted but then you starve
I wish for a banana split |
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Fine. You desperately need potassium and the last banana just splits on you... no letter - nothing. Just leaves you high and dry.
I wish I had telepathy. |
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Granted. Reading other's minds drives you insane and you spend the rest of your years in a padded room drooling and babbling nonsense
I wish I had see through vision 
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Granted. But your ability only allows you to see through men's clothing.
I wish I didn't live here anymore. |
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granted you are no standing in the middle of nowhere
I wish I was a great artist |
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Granted. Hoping to make it big with your new found talent, you quit your job, move to Paris and end up another starving artist. You eventually do meet someone, although not your ideal man and he's missing a few teeth, he takes you in and feeds you. You have sixteen kids together and live "happily ever after"
I wish I had a hit album |
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granted but then you get stalked by gay guys
I wish I was outside looking up at the stars |
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You are.
But they're not looking back. I wish that I had more ambition. |
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Edited by
HawaiiMusikMan
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Sun 01/31/10 07:43 PM
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Granted. Though, now you are outside in your underwear, it's freezing, and you have no idea where you are and which direction is home. The stars are pretty though
I wish I had a valentine this year edit: I wish I hadn't posted this so late |
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Granted but you posted to too early and your valentine freaked out.
I wish I could figure "it" out. |
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granted, but now you are hounded by every spiritual leader on the planet, and some from other planets as well. this leads you to insanity and you leap off of a one hundred an twelve story building.
I wish I had a grilled cheese sandwich with a fried egg in it. |
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granted, but you develop salmalia poisoning from the egg
i wish i was better at typing |
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granted, but you develop salmalia poisoning from the egg i wish i was better at typing Granted, but now you are paralyzed from the neck down I wish for a million wishes |
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granted but in your excitement, you drop the lantern, kill the genie and there is no one left to grant your wishes
i wish i had an apple pie |
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