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Granted. Multi-tasking gives you carpel tunnel though.
I wish it would warm up. |
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granted you have a great time ( the man wants to see Led Zeppelin; there is no corrupting that)
I wish rara could take me with him to see Led Zeppelin |
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Granted. Then you would have to go with me to Luigi`s restaurant in Akron, Ohio for some of the best Italian food you have ever had.
I wish I was at Luigi`s with Ice right now. |
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granted but you have to drive me back to Corona, CA tonight.
I wish I could see some snow while I am in Ohio |
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Granted. We just got some new snow the past couple of days.
I wish Ice would help me build a snow fort. |
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granted but I never built a snow fort before and it turns out horrible
I wish I could make a snow angel |
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Granted. You even get to take pictures of your snow angel.
I wish I was in California. Was there in 79. Newport Beach area. Didn`t want to come back home. |
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granted you are at Newport Beach and you don't want to go home again
I wish I was shopping in Newport Beach |
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Granted. But you spend all of your income tax refund.
I wish I had my class schedule for school set. |
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granted but now your so busy you don't even have time to think
I wish I had somewhere to go tonight |
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Granted.You go out and have a great time.
I wish I had somewhere to go tonight too. |
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Granted you go to the hollywood bowl but find it boring
i wish i could visit hollywood again |
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Granted. But you get stuck on Hollywood & Vine.
I wish I could see the Sunset Strip again. |
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Granted but you get stuck with the rapper from blue blockers commercial
i wish i could walk venice beach again |
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Granted. But the "bodybuilders" start to ogle you.
I wish I could see another sunset on Newport Beach. |
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granted but, it is at the end of a 3hr Lifetime made for TV movie
i wish i had an ice cold beer |
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Granted. But it is a beer you don`t care for.
I wish my phone would ring. |
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granted but your ring tone is---nails running across a chalkboard
i wish i had more time to read |
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Granted, you get arrested and convicted for 20 years in prison, and they give you books to read there, and plenty of time to read them.
I wish I was a cat. |
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granted but then you are hit by a car, the driver is a misguided psycho that sits on the board of PETA. you have lost your sense of taste, your blind in one eye, she has them amputate your front left leg, your rear right leg and your tail...but hey, at least you are still alive, right?
i wish i was in Rome righ now |
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