A guy walks into a club and while waiting to be served notices a sign that says complete 3 challenges and drink all you can for free.
He asks the barman what do i have to do to get free drinks? The barman replies,
1) See that hells angel sat on the stool? well he is crazy and has been in jail more times than you have had a hot meal, you have to knock him out.
2) See that door? well it goes to the celler and down there is samson a huge vicious dog he has a bad tooth you must pull it out.
3) See that ugly foul disgusting lady sat there? well you have to make love to her.
The guys thanks the barman and sits down to to reflect after his 10th beer he jumps up runs at the hells angel punches him and knocks him out.
He then run down to the celler, the people in the club can hear screams wimpers and terrible crys coming from below after 5 minutes the guy appears in the doorway covered in blood his clothes ripped to shreds as he staggers past the barman he says " OK wheres the lady with the bad tooth!!