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Pay a hooker enough?
Well.....that IS true....still....it is great for my ego. What I really need is a parrot that says... "Oh Krupa! You're the best!" "I never saw one that big" "I just came three times" "I think you just shifted my uterus" Then I can really boost my delusional self-confidence. |
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From a blonde in my neck of the woods:
"I'm seeking my destiny!!" Ohh? I got your destiny right here, babe. Come get it! |
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What are some headlines that would make you NOT want to email someone? Especially if it's a woman's profile? Anything about the occoult, or ufos |
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The "Lookin for my Suger Daddy" line is a no-no for me. I am so not that.
Still looking for that profile that reads, "Looking for a hard working man, with average income and penis size, who can grill awesomely, and will love my shoe shipping fetish." That is a profile I am responding too. 
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The "Lookin for my Suger Daddy" line is a no-no for me. I am so not that. Still looking for that profile that reads, "Looking for a hard working man, with average income and penis size, who can grill awesomely, and will love my shoe shipping fetish." That is a profile I am responding too.
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The "Lookin for my Suger Daddy" line is a no-no for me. I am so not that. Still looking for that profile that reads, "Looking for a hard working man, with average income and penis size, who can grill awesomely, and will love my shoe shipping fetish." That is a profile I am responding too.
LOL just looked at your profile and I am not sure you put all your request in there.....JMO |
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Pay a hooker enough? Well.....that IS true....still....it is great for my ego. What I really need is a parrot that says... "Oh Krupa! You're the best!" "I never saw one that big" "I just came three times" "I think you just shifted my uterus" Then I can really boost my delusional self-confidence.
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"Every one tells me I look 10 years younger than my age."
I can't believe no one has put that on here yet. Maybe all of you are under 45.
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What are some headlines that would make you NOT want to email someone? Especially if it's a woman's profile? "I eat small children." I like that one. |
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When her profile name is ______Bobbit
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When her profile name is ______Bobbit Eh, I'd have to have some work done to pass off that look. 
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The "Lookin for my Suger Daddy" line is a no-no for me. I am so not that. Still looking for that profile that reads, "Looking for a hard working man, with average income and penis size, who can grill awesomely, and will love my shoe shipping fetish." That is a profile I am responding too.
What do you consider an " average " income?? I have the rest of that covered except for the shoe ' shipping '. That could get kinda expensive after a while...lol |
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When her profile name is ______Bobbit Eh, I'd have to have some work done to pass off that look.
Just go find pics of her on the net. Lots of people do that kind of thing anyway...lol |
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When her profile name is ______Bobbit Eh, I'd have to have some work done to pass off that look.
Just go find pics of her on the net. Lots of people do that kind of thing anyway...lol
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The "Lookin for my Suger Daddy" line is a no-no for me. I am so not that. Still looking for that profile that reads, "Looking for a hard working man, with average income and penis size, who can grill awesomely, and will love my shoe shipping fetish." That is a profile I am responding too.
LOL just looked at your profile and I am not sure you put all your request in there.....JMO Hmmmmmm....I have been ratted out.
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Well i find out tomorrow if i get laid off of work.. I might change mine to "Will screw for food"
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Well i find out tomorrow if i get laid off of work.. I might change mine to "Will screw for food"
If I put that I'd be forced to deactivate. 
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Hey sexy milf....
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Hey sexy milf....
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Anyone with a "69" attached anywhere!! 
Great now I have to change my name 
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