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"My kids come first"
As though I wouldn't know this. |
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1)Looking for my Prince Charming
2)Looking for my Knight in Shining Armor 3)I'm your Queen,are you my King? 4)Loking for a Gentleman w/a naughty side. 5)I'm not sure what to write here 6)I know my profile is a bit light(but).... 7)If ur HAWT!! send me an e-mail 8)Tired of kissing frogs 9)Looking for my sugar-daddy 10)Where's the REAL meat? 11)I don't do profiles 12)If U like what U see then drop me a line 13)Will ya rate my rack? Bimbo Alet! |
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"Lookinh For Friendship"
Byeee! |
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"My kids come first" As though I wouldn't know this. yeah..."sorry ladies, my daughter will always be my number one girl"... doh |
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"~iDoWhAtYoUrGiRlFrIeNdWoNtDo~VeRyGoOd2"
^^This is an actual profile headline^^ |
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"Lookinh For Friendship" Byeee! Omg, I love this one!! |
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"Ill write in something later"...you had time to write and you had to put that?!! WTF?!
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"Ill write in something later"...you had time to write and you had to put that?!! WTF?! yeah, might as well say "Ummm...I dunno" |
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i found these around and i actually stopped to look at the persons profile so maybe these will work for you: “Help! Trapped on a deserted island, please send the following supplies:” I'm Different "I Do Ask For Directions" Teddy Bear Seeks Sweet Honey Glass Slipper Found Great catch going to waste Free to a good home Looking For The Pretty Woman Inside You! A Romantic's List - Part One Living Proof - Fun Has No Price Tag! Last Of The Good Ones Not Taken (Yet!) Spark Seeking Tinder Professional With Cat Seeks Purrfect Match For Sale: My Heart What's behind me, isn't important. We're the future Hi I'm Mr. Right, I heard you were looking for me Idk i mean i atleast thought most of these were cute or atleast got me intrigued Good luck I like these too! |
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"Ill write in something later"...you had time to write and you had to put that?!! WTF?! Have you noticed they never get around to writing it later? |
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The funny ones lure me in. Humor is the only way to go.
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The funny ones lure me in. Humor is the only way to go. Yeah, I don't want to lure them in, I want to keep them away. |
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The funny ones lure me in. Humor is the only way to go. Yeah, I don't want to lure them in, I want to keep them away. Well, I like a sense of humor up front. Makes for the best conversations. That's me though. Got to laugh at most everything. If you can laugh at it...you conquer it. |
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The funny ones lure me in. Humor is the only way to go. Yeah, I don't want to lure them in, I want to keep them away. Well, I like a sense of humor up front. Makes for the best conversations. That's me though. Got to laugh at most everything. If you can laugh at it...you conquer it. If I wanted them to email me, I'd take your advice. However, as I've said repeatedly, I don't want them emailing me, so I'm asking for suggestions to keep them away. Thanks so much for your input though, it's appreciated and if I ever change my mind, I will certainly take it under advisement. Thanks again. |
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Where are the 'good guys'?
Tired of dating xyz. Can you keep up? I can take care of myself. |
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The funny ones lure me in. Humor is the only way to go. Yeah, I don't want to lure them in, I want to keep them away. Well, I like a sense of humor up front. Makes for the best conversations. That's me though. Got to laugh at most everything. If you can laugh at it...you conquer it. If I wanted them to email me, I'd take your advice. However, as I've said repeatedly, I don't want them emailing me, so I'm asking for suggestions to keep them away. Thanks so much for your input though, it's appreciated and if I ever change my mind, I will certainly take it under advisement. Thanks again. If you don't want emails try: "don't talk to me" "man-hater" "Yeastybabe69" "marry me" "70's bush" "PMS and like it" "go away" "i voted 4 Obama" "i dont wipe" |
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Not Looking For Baby Daddy
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lookin for a democrat.!!!!!
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I'm 78, But I'm still sexy
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What are some headlines that would make you NOT want to email someone? Especially if it's a woman's profile? Anything that contains the self-referential terms "Hot" or "Sexy," etc., is going to be one I skip. I'm not going to accept her own self-assessment blindly, especially since I so rarely tend to agree with them. Any mention of alcohol, or kids. That's automatic skip. Anything that's an obvious cliche, i.e., the "Prince Charming" line or the "Long walks on the beach" line, etc. I've already seen all of that stuff in 458,992,032 other profiles. |
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