Topic: Total Turnoff!!!
Cutiepieforyou's photo
Mon 10/26/09 05:22 PM
"My kids come first"

As though I wouldn't know this.

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Mon 10/26/09 05:43 PM
1)Looking for my Prince Charming
2)Looking for my Knight in Shining Armor
3)I'm your Queen,are you my King?
4)Loking for a Gentleman w/a naughty side.
5)I'm not sure what to write here
6)I know my profile is a bit light(but)....
7)If ur HAWT!! send me an e-mail
8)Tired of kissing frogs
9)Looking for my sugar-daddy
10)Where's the REAL meat?
11)I don't do profiles
12)If U like what U see then drop me a line
13)Will ya rate my rack?
frustrated Bimbo Alet! laugh

CatsLoveMe's photo
Mon 10/26/09 06:14 PM
"Lookinh For Friendship"


Byeee!laugh

Ladylid2012's photo
Mon 10/26/09 06:19 PM

"My kids come first"

As though I wouldn't know this.


yeah..."sorry ladies, my daughter will always be my number one girl"...

doh slaphead

MirrorMirror's photo
Mon 10/26/09 06:30 PM
"~iDoWhAtYoUrGiRlFrIeNdWoNtDo~VeRyGoOd2"



:smile: ^^This is an actual profile headline^^:smile:

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Mon 10/26/09 07:16 PM

"Lookinh For Friendship"


Byeee!laugh


Omg, I love this one!!laugh laugh

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Mon 10/26/09 07:18 PM
"Ill write in something later"...you had time to write and you had to put that?!! WTF?!

RD2112's photo
Mon 10/26/09 07:21 PM

"Ill write in something later"...you had time to write and you had to put that?!! WTF?!

yeah, might as well say "Ummm...I dunno"

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Mon 10/26/09 07:21 PM

i found these around and i actually stopped to look at the persons profile so maybe these will work for you:

“Help! Trapped on a deserted island, please send the following supplies:”

I'm Different "I Do Ask For Directions"

Teddy Bear Seeks Sweet Honey

Glass Slipper Found

Great catch going to waste

Free to a good home

Looking For The Pretty Woman Inside You!

A Romantic's List - Part One
Living Proof - Fun Has No Price Tag!
Last Of The Good Ones Not Taken (Yet!)

Spark Seeking Tinder

Professional With Cat Seeks Purrfect Match

For Sale: My Heart

What's behind me, isn't important. We're the future

Hi I'm Mr. Right, I heard you were looking for me

Idk i mean i atleast thought most of these were cute or atleast got me intrigued

Good luck


I like these too!laugh

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Mon 10/26/09 07:22 PM

"Ill write in something later"...you had time to write and you had to put that?!! WTF?!


Have you noticed they never get around to writing it later?laugh

RD2112's photo
Mon 10/26/09 07:25 PM
The funny ones lure me in. Humor is the only way to go.

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Mon 10/26/09 07:40 PM

The funny ones lure me in. Humor is the only way to go.


Yeah, I don't want to lure them in, I want to keep them away.

RD2112's photo
Mon 10/26/09 07:43 PM


The funny ones lure me in. Humor is the only way to go.


Yeah, I don't want to lure them in, I want to keep them away.

Well, I like a sense of humor up front. Makes for the best conversations. That's me though. Got to laugh at most everything. If you can laugh at it...you conquer it.

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Mon 10/26/09 08:04 PM



The funny ones lure me in. Humor is the only way to go.


Yeah, I don't want to lure them in, I want to keep them away.

Well, I like a sense of humor up front. Makes for the best conversations. That's me though. Got to laugh at most everything. If you can laugh at it...you conquer it.


If I wanted them to email me, I'd take your advice. However, as I've said repeatedly, I don't want them emailing me, so I'm asking for suggestions to keep them away. Thanks so much for your input though, it's appreciated and if I ever change my mind, I will certainly take it under advisement. Thanks again.flowerforyou

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Mon 10/26/09 08:08 PM
Where are the 'good guys'?
Tired of dating xyz.
Can you keep up?
I can take care of myself.

RD2112's photo
Mon 10/26/09 08:11 PM




The funny ones lure me in. Humor is the only way to go.


Yeah, I don't want to lure them in, I want to keep them away.

Well, I like a sense of humor up front. Makes for the best conversations. That's me though. Got to laugh at most everything. If you can laugh at it...you conquer it.


If I wanted them to email me, I'd take your advice. However, as I've said repeatedly, I don't want them emailing me, so I'm asking for suggestions to keep them away. Thanks so much for your input though, it's appreciated and if I ever change my mind, I will certainly take it under advisement. Thanks again.flowerforyou

If you don't want emails try:
"don't talk to me"
"man-hater"
"Yeastybabe69"
"marry me"
"70's bush"
"PMS and like it"
"go away"
"i voted 4 Obama"
"i dont wipe"
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

Monier's photo
Mon 10/26/09 09:24 PM
Not Looking For Baby Daddy

seahawks's photo
Mon 10/26/09 09:26 PM
lookin for a democrat.!!!!!laugh laugh laugh frustrated frustrated sad sad frustrated :wink:

artman48's photo
Mon 10/26/09 09:32 PM
ill I'm 78, But I'm still sexy ill

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Tue 10/27/09 04:24 PM

What are some headlines that would make you NOT want to email someone? Especially if it's a woman's profile?


Anything that contains the self-referential terms "Hot" or "Sexy," etc., is going to be one I skip. I'm not going to accept her own self-assessment blindly, especially since I so rarely tend to agree with them.

Any mention of alcohol, or kids. That's automatic skip.

Anything that's an obvious cliche, i.e., the "Prince Charming" line or the "Long walks on the beach" line, etc. I've already seen all of that stuff in 458,992,032 other profiles.