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virginitys like a balloon...one prick! all gone!
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It’s not cheating unless you get caught.
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i come from a family of pranksters...family motto: dont get caught
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All people have the right to stupidity but some abuse the privilege.
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think for yourself before it too becomes illegal
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I can get a good look at a tbone by sticking my head up a cows butt but id rather take the butchers word for it.
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hay no rosa sin espinas flynnie
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a woman without a man is like a fish without a bike
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do unto others as they actually like it...
let's face it they may not prefer things just the way you like them. ![]() |
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It’s hard to tell your mind to stop loving someone when your heart still does.
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be yourself. everyone else is taken.
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Everything is free at 4 AM.
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It doesn't matter how you get to the pot of gold, you just have to beat the leprechaun
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a woman without a man is like a fish without a bike ![]() ![]() |
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No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow.
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Life is a bed of roses, just watch out for the pricks.
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To teach is to touch a life forever.
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Lay down with dogs, ya get up with a mess of fleas.
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Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned..
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