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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat.
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The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously.
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There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics.
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We are born to be wild and live to out grow it
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We are born to be wild and live to out grow it that's why I'm never growing up |
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if your woman tries on a dress and asks "how do i look"
lie |
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if your woman tries on a dress and asks "how do i look" lie do these pants make my butt look big?? |
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Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious. |
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Always tell the truth. That way, you don't have to remember what you said.
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if your woman tries on a dress and asks "how do i look" lie do these pants make my butt look big?? no its the chips dipped in lard that you ate for breakfast that makes your butt look big........ DAMNIT |
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if your woman tries on a dress and asks "how do i look" lie do these pants make my butt look big?? no its the chips dipped in lard that you ate for breakfast that makes your butt look big........ DAMNIT |
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Treat people as if they were what they ought to be and you help them to become what they are capable of being.
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The one who dies with the most toys, wins!
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The one who dies with the most toys, wins! Won their way out |
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Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cosy, doesn't try it on. |
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Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cosy, doesn't try it on. Did it fit? |
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Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cosy, doesn't try it on. Did it fit? |
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Wicked.
Another golden one of Dad's: You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose! |
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Wicked. Another golden one of Dad's: You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose! You may not be able to pick your friends nose but this you can do. |
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Ewwwww
Snot is so gross...I hate when ppl do it when they're driving... |
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