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Do not remove a fly from your friend's forehead with a hatchet.
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Don't let your unit do your thinking for you.
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Do not employ handsome servants.
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If the shoes fits......buy them in every color.
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If the shoes fits......buy them in every color. AMEN TO THAT!!!! |
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The forbidden fruit is the sweetest.
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When one door closes, another one opens.
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A friend in need, is a friend indeed.
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If you want to see a rainbow you must first sit through the rain.
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A friend in need, is a friend indeed. But a friend with weed is better. |
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Look at the mother and marry her daughter.
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Liquor before beer, you're in the clear; beer before liquor, never been sicker.
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anger is but a short journey into madness
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You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with if your haveing a bloody bad day... read through Dans posts |
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If you feel like you want someone to suck up to you, let lonetar read your posts..
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cash, grass, or azz..nobody rides for free
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Never look a gift horse up the arse.
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fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity
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If you have circles under your eyes get off of Mingle earlier.
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Edited by
Ladylid2012
on
Thu 08/27/09 12:20 AM
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It's really f**king hard to meditate on amphetamines!
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