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go to wally world and get a bike patch..... DAAAA It works for bouncing balls......
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Go to Walmart & get a bicycle tube repair kit....... so i've heard YOU win! you just thought of that before i could read the thread.. Great minds think alike but I am sure I lost this one! |
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does it do dishes and take out the garbage? No...but, niether does the real thing....and at an average of $6k....it is definitely cheaper than any of our latest ex....... if you think I am wrong....see what the avg cost of divorce is among the troops...... I will gladly drop $6k instead of getting nickeled and dimed for decades worth of wasted time. Excuse me! I do 3 sets of dishes every day, I cook 5 meals a day, along with 3 to 7 loads of laundry, I mop the floor, vacuum 6 times a day, and i clean up all the toys in the house! I read books, teach abc, and 123. I also patt your back to go to sleep and kiss you on the forhead and say good night sweet dreams. I wash your hands and face and sometimes your feet, I sing songs to you and watch tv with you on my lap. I even give you treats if your real real good and have done a good deed. I will teach you manners, respect and empathy before the day is out. the only thing i as is this... Don't piss in my face! And yes I do take out the diapers at the end of the day! O my cost $14.50 for 10hour day pay! |
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blowup doll she`s lost her UMMFFFFF If her ego has deflated, you need to possibly give her C.P.R, orally,,,,,,,,maybe for about an hour or so.... That stands for, "Cap Personal Reblow", wink.. Find the tiny center release between her legs,(OH,SORRY,OR HIS)lol Its very small and kind-of oval shaped-round,,,,then take your fingers and flip it out,,,then insert your mouth over the open hole and lightly blow until she starts to rise and get firm.... The more you do this the firmer she will feel,,,,,,,,, Tell me I AM THE MAN,,,,,to have thought this one up,,,,wink, LOL,lOL,LOL,LOL, Hey,,,some things a man NEVER forgets,,,,,,lol,lol |
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Put some super glue all over,, and make her a ceramic doll !!! There's a joke here... And for the Op, Duct tape fixes everything. 
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blowup doll she`s lost her UMMFFFFF If her ego has deflated, you need to possibly give her C.P.R, orally,,,,,,,,maybe for about an hour or so.... That stands for, "Cap Personal Reblow", wink.. Find the tiny center release between her legs,(OH,SORRY,OR HIS)lol Its very small and kind-of oval shaped-round,,,,then take your fingers and flip it out,,,then insert your mouth over the open hole and lightly blow until she starts to rise and get firm.... The more you do this the firmer she will feel,,,,,,,,, OOO OOOOO Baby THE MAN! OOO OOOOO Baby THE MAN! OOO OOOOO Baby THE MAN! OOO OOOOO Baby THE MAN! OOO OOOOO Baby THE MAN! OOO OOOOO Baby THE MAN! OOO OOOOO Baby THE MAN! Ego rubbed, stroked and shaded pink! Tell me I AM THE MAN,,,,,to have thought this one up,,,,wink, LOL,lOL,LOL,LOL, Hey,,,some things a man NEVER forgets,,,,,,lol,lol |
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ill give her umph! Ill make her look like the whore she is.
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rubber debbie, youre the one
you make bedtime lots of fun rubber debbie, i'm awfully fond of you woh woh, bee doh rubber debbie, joy of joys when i squeeze you, you make noise! rubber debbie, youre my very best friend, its true! doo doo doo doooo, doo doo |
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blowup doll she`s lost her UMMFFFFF  
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I think Mikey117 has the answer for you 
His doll has more patches on it than a patchwork quilt
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 and this is how I start my morning's read???
I need therapy. 
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I would think that buying a bicycle tube repair kit, a pool liner repair kit, a tent repair kit, or a waterbed patch kit. would all work. Maybe even a dab of rubber glue. Hold her under water inflated, look for where the bubbles come out, and then make a small circle around that hole so you can find it later. I've only made patches on tires and tents, and don't know for sure what will or will not make a proper adhesion on the plastic used for a blowup doll. I would suggest take all that energy and time, and try to find a real doll that has a pulse. I'm sure there are plenty of single, horny women that are just waiting for a confident guy to come along who hopefully doesn't have a blowup doll in his closet, or you could make sweet love to your hand. My hand and I share a real bond, that it would take a hell of a woman to challenge, and take it's place as my #1 lover. I hope bubbles gets to filling better. TMI, Good Grief |
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Years of therapy????? 
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and this is how I start my morning's read???
I need therapy.
No Jess...you don't need therapy....you need Krupapy...(that just sounds sooooo wrong but the fact remains......you would be much better off if you an I were naked trying to make sense of it all) |
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and this is how I start my morning's read???
I need therapy.
No Jess...you don't need therapy....you need Krupapy...(that just sounds sooooo wrong but the fact remains......you would be much better off if you an I were naked trying to make sense of it all) Krupapy???? Mate that just sounds wrong in 97 different languages...
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blowup doll she`s lost her UMMFFFFF Take her to a tire plus. They'lll fix her for ya and put air for free... 
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blowup doll she`s lost her UMMFFFFF Take her to a tire plus. They'lll fix her for ya and put air for free...
And let them fill it with Helium. He would start talking funny if he gives the doll an oral. 
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Edited by
Atlantis75
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Fri 08/07/09 03:04 PM
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damn. double post.
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blowup doll she`s lost her UMMFFFFF Take her to a tire plus. They'lll fix her for ya and put air for free...
And let them fill it with Helium. He would start talking funny if he gives the doll an oral.
Hahahaha!!!! I was just asking his lordship about helium, and if it would be like having sex with an invisible girl...
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