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Topic: how do you repair a
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Fri 08/07/09 03:05 PM
Just watch out for the Michlim Man he took my doll away for 2 weeksgrumble

cottonelle's photo
Fri 08/07/09 03:08 PM


blowup doll


she`s lost her UMMFFFFF


Take her to a tire plus. They'lll fix her for ya and put air for free... :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :banana: :banana: :banana:

i did that and i got her back 2 weeks later with 50,000 extra miles on her

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Fri 08/07/09 03:14 PM



does it do dishes and take out the garbage?


No...but, niether does the real thing....and at an average of $6k....it is definitely cheaper than any of our latest ex.......

if you think I am wrong....see what the avg cost of divorce is among the troops......

I will gladly drop $6k instead of getting nickeled and dimed for decades worth of wasted time.




Excuse me! I do 3 sets of dishes every day, I cook 5 meals a day, along with 3 to 7 loads of laundry, I mop the floor, vacuum 6 times a day, and i clean up all the toys in the house! I read books, teach abc, and 123. I also patt your back to go to sleep and kiss you on the forhead and say good night sweet dreams.

I wash your hands and face and sometimes your feet, I sing songs to you and watch tv with you on my lap.

I even give you treats if your real real good and have done a good deed.

I will teach you manners, respect and empathy before the day is out.

the only thing i as is this... Don't piss in my face! And yes I do take out the diapers at the end of the day!

O my cost $14.50 for 10hour day pay!


No offence lil mama...

I do all the cooking around here...(ain't about to let 4 years of school go to waste)....5 meals a day and 7 loads of laundry is not something I can even imagine dealing with...let alone the "pissing in the face" or being taught manners or respect.....kind of thought that those things were learned with the first serious @ss whipping. But, I am old school that way.

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