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Edited by
lionsbrew
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Fri 07/24/09 06:28 PM
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Okay the way the game works is the first poster makes a wish and the second poster corrupts the wish and makes there own and so on and so forth.
Example: First poster: "I wish I had a million bucks." Second poster: "Granted but since there are no does they all die off and go extinct. (insert another wish here)" Okay Ill start it off. I wish I could get payed for my hobbies. 
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sorry but your hobbies not worth two cents
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You forgot to make a wish.
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Only problem is that while you CAN make money at your hobbies, they get you arrested and the money goes to pay court costs.
I wish my home was always perfectly clean and organized. |
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Only problem is that while you CAN make money at your hobbies, they get you arrested and the money goes to pay court costs. I wish my home was always perfectly clean and organized. But then you'd be perfect and everyone would hate you for it. I wish I could find a new job closer to home. |
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but then you`d have no excuse when you are late and would get fired
i wish i was made of sandwiches |
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but then you`d have no excuse when you are late and would get fired i wish i was made of sandwiches Then you would get pecked to death by the pigeons. I wish there was something better on TV. |
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Edited by
elwoodsully
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Fri 07/24/09 07:06 PM
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There's the show you've been dying to watch on at 11 pm. But, at 10:55, your cable goes out..
I wish I have fun on my date tonight. |
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Edited by
rara777
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Fri 07/24/09 07:59 PM
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Didn`t she already cancel on ya?
I wish I had a spiked watermelon. 
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You have one, but it's got railroad spikes in it.
I wish for some lasagna. |
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Your eating it till you puke.......
I wish I had a personal chef.......
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You get one, but he's from Burma, and he's deaf and mute.. His speciality is Vegan food.
I wish for some Pepto.. |
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You get the pepto but the bottle is from 1980 and is now only useful as a paper weight.
I wish I had a snickers bar. |
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yum yum..... chocolate covered nugget and maggots......
I wish I was the next American Idol......
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You make it into the finals, then they realize you're not American, so you get deported..
I wish I had some pancakes. |
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HEEEEEEEEEY....... I am American.......
and about your pancakes..... you get them and break 3 teeth cause they are rock hard..... 
I wish someone gave me a big ol diamond bracelet.......
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After receiving the diamonds the all fall out of their settings and go down the drain on the street lost forever.
I wish I knew the power ball numbers for tonight's drawing. |
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You take a nap, and all the winning numbers come to you.. EXCEPT.. You don't know which state the numbers are for..
I wish I could magically have the body of my suv repaired. |
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Granted but the problem with magic as it doesn't work to well with technology and now the suv doesn't run.
I wish I had a ham sammich! |
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You have your ham for the sammich, but it's still alive, and stinky.
I wish I could be 25 again. |
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