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| Topic: Phuque2 Is A Nasty, Dirty, OLD Man!!! | |
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Shucks, thanks everyone....I'm feelin the luv. If I can give any advice before I have to crawl into the grave, it would be...Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. 
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This is from my 8yr old niece:
Happy B-Day Uncle Mike!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I miss u sooooooooooooooooooooooooo much!  P.S. me and Aunt Peeka were laughing at this smiley face 
and im laughing at this one 
I  U!
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With all jokes aside Mike here is wishing you one very very .................
May it be all you dreamed of on the road ahead reach for those stars you thought you could not grab onto.. Here is to long life, laughter and love the three L's of the future..  
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Happy Birthday Old man! Have a great day!!!
 
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Mike is so OLD...he learned to tell time on a sundial...!
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Mike is so OLD...he learned to tell time on a sundial...! But only on those few days when the volcanic ash cleared enough to make a shadow. Happy Birthday! |
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OMG!! That was a funny birthday poem!! Is it an original, Phuque?
HEY, MIKE!! HAVE A FANTASTIC BIRTHDAY, OLD MAN!!! 
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OMG!! That was a funny birthday poem!! Is it an original, Phuque? HEY, MIKE!! HAVE A FANTASTIC BIRTHDAY, OLD MAN!!!
Well, OF COURSE it's original! Who ELSE would know that he's got yellow & brown undies?
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OMG!! That was a funny birthday poem!! Is it an original, Phuque? HEY, MIKE!! HAVE A FANTASTIC BIRTHDAY, OLD MAN!!!
Well, OF COURSE it's original! Who ELSE would know that he's got yellow & brown undies?
Okie dokie!!  Now you are just SCARING ME!! And scarring me!!!
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Happy Birthday
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Well I wouldn't have known there was a party going on, until the smell of Ben Gay and prune juice wafted over.
Happy Birthday Phuque2!!! May this next year be the best ever! 
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Happy Birthday ya old git!
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Happy birthday ya geezer! Mike is not older than dirt. He just remembers when it was new.
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HappY Birthday!! AND THIS Mike IS older than dirt (thats why I am soooooooo dirty!!!)
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i'm gonna give you birthday you'll never forget. :D
a lil fatgirl love... 
a lil marilyn love 
a lil jenna love 
a lil undead love 
a lil cupcake love.. 
a lil retro love 
and... a lil love from the ramones 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qN_1J3_7BT8 (i'm singing this to you right now hon!!) ethenku. 
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We "old guys" need to stick together.
Happy Birthday, hope you can still make that dream come true.  
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Mike is so OLD...when he takes a walk around the block...he gets lost...!
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Happy Birthday Mike...don't worry, I brought a fire extinguisher. 
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Mike is so OLD...he remembers when toilet paper was just using a rock...! Like hell....Mike does it "Cow" style...he just walks around till it crusts up and flakes off. Happy birthday you old fart! Now, for a lyrical homage to my friend.... Ahem... BRICKA BRACKA FIRE CRACKA SIS BOOM BAH! YOUR OLD AS DIRT! HA HA HAAAAAA 
You are always welcome in my home my friend. |
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aww ... happy birthday!
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You deserve a birthday perving!
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