11/2/09 I like to keep adding to this thing to see who reads the whole business. ***** Hmmm... Lets see... When I dance every man in the room demands to dance with me. I crochet not only hats and scarves but entire tents for circus's. I wake up with sexy bed hair every d*mned day.. even if its just a nap. I own 62 umbrellas, and that is just donated from random men on the street during the last rain storm. Cats, Dogs, Birds, orted Snakes and Rodents love me. I am incredibly pet friendly. I have never been to prison. but even if I had, I'd still be cooler than you. I have only one tattoo. But its the most amazing tattoo you'll ever see. (okay maybe not.) I've written your life story. and the life story of your mailman. Which actually coincide. >:p When I sing, the world weeps with joy. I can rock a mic like nobody's business. Who am I, you ask? I AM THE MOST AMAZING WOMAN ON EARTH! Okay so I love live music and rarely get to check it out these days. So, I'm attempting to find time to check out some great local bands as well as the big guys out there. I love rockabilly and surf music even though I'm not completely submerged into the culture. I love old cars and want to build my own one day (stop laughing). I think I'm over the club scene. I prefer a dive bar over a packed club. I guess I'm just more chill these days. I prefer live music over a DJ which wasn't always the case a few years ago. I still have my moments but Laid Back is pretty much how I function on the party scene. I read a lot and can be found anywhere with a book in my face. I write a lot too with a novel under my belt (literally!) and countless short and unfinished stories.. at some point I'm libel to get published. I work in the optometry biz and actually enjoy my job. I find creative people to be very interesting. I like intelligence. I appreciate someone who knows whats up and I'm not just talkin about book smarts. I like to have deep conversations when i'm not crackin dirty jokes. I used to have a mouth like a sailor (my apologies to any insult the navy might take to that)but I've really worked on cutting the cursing down to traffic and stubbed toes. I'm 20 lbs down and counting! I'd love to find someone who's not affraid to admit it if he's nerdy and appreciates such nerdy things as comics, videogames, anime, manga, so on. ;p I can accept these things and even enjoy some of it. :p I also love football. DONT GET ME STARTED! I'm a diehard chargers fan. So don't flip out if I start yelling at the TV. I'm going back to school for my degree and have barely enough time to breathe but for some reason.. I'm on here and hope to find someone fun and enjoyable to hang with. 7/15/2009 its hot as hell where I'm at and school starts in just over a month. Am I stressing!? nooooo :p [read:yes] I've concluded that due to my location, I'm strictly here for the forums. LOL (unless you can convince me otherwise... heh) good times right!? 2/25/09 UPDATE SUCKA!! I'm goin back to cali... cali... cali... I'm goin back to cali... I don't think so. :p I'll be back in cali gettin myself all situated with home and school as of 4/1/09. WOOHOOO!!! Homer said it best "Lets just be friends..." "I'm married to the sea..." "I dont want to kill you but i will..." "I'm gay..." LOL its all about chuckin it up to a good time. I laugh long, loud and hard and I hope you can laugh with me. you can only laugh at me if we're drinkin. Lets make something real clear for ya honey... I'm a fat girl who knows how to rock it. If you can't get past that, then I don't know what to tell ya. I'm a whole lot of fun and can make just about anyone smile. I drive an invisible Jet, I have nifty gold wrist bands that not only dodge bullets but match my purse and shoes, I can rock a golden lo but only when people are lying (i hate liars),I'm a smart by nature and a nerd by choice. I read waaayyy too much. I love clic cars and one day want to build my own... preferably a 48 ford convertible. I like all kinds of music but have a secret hot pion for rockabilly and surf tunes. I prefer dive bars over packed clubs and live music over the crap they play at applebees. I don't drink alot but I can hold my own when the time comes along. I'm just here pokin around at the livestock. LASTLY please have a pic. I mean really. I'm not asking for incredible hotness, but I'm a visualist by nature and would like to see who I'm talking to. So suck up the bs excuses and post one. I'm Done.