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| Topic: Phuque2 Is A Nasty, Dirty, OLD Man!!! | |
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Mike is so OLD...when he takes a walk around the block...he gets lost...! phuque, you meant this kind of block, yes?? 
Happy Birthday Phriend!! 
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Hey Mike, I know a Doctor that can give you a few shots of this and that, and BAM, as Billy Mays says, you can get rid of those aches and pains and pick up chicks...literally. Sorry, peeps. I know this is gross but I am so evil tonight. It's a vision you can't get out of you head...isn't it? |
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Oh my, Cabot! It looks like some sort of segmented insect! Someone step on it...PLEASE!
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Oh my, Cabot! It looks like some sort of segmented insect! Someone step on it...PLEASE!
NO! I'd be afraid of what might squirt out of those dangly things under the cloth. Yikes! |
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Edited by
cabot
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Fri 07/24/09 05:09 PM
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Hey, it's Mike's Birthday. Just trying to "Pump Up" the crowd. Ok I'll find something more pleasing to the eye. "I'll be Back" Arnold....no pun intended.
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Better? I thought so. |
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Did that girl just crap out a birthday cake?
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No, she had her period....ok, I'll try again. Am I ruining this tread...?
Sorry if I am. But that girl could crap on my cake any day. not just my birthday.
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Keep 'em coming, Cabot...this is getting interesting!
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Edited by
cabot
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Fri 07/24/09 05:56 PM
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She is my favorite Mike..but it is your Birthday. so I share her here. Maybe that is why I am single..
I hope your aches go away. |
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WOW, this is a nice pre-birthday bash from everyone. As they say in Texas....Thanks Ya'll
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Mike is so OLD...he thinks "support hose" is worn on yer wiener...
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Edited by
cabot
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Fri 07/24/09 07:01 PM
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Where I come from "hose" don't need any support.
Nor do weiners.
Sorry Phuque and 2. I can't shut up tonight. Please block me. I'm outta control. Friday night you know. |
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It's OK, it is our job to talk alot.
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It's OK, it is our job to talk alot. Am I getting paid? 
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Mike is so OLD...he tipped the nurse for his colonoscopy last month...!
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Mike is so OLD...he tipped the nurse for his colonoscopy last month...! Actually she tipped him first. then shafted him...sorry, I couldn't resist. Colon Exam..Ouch. Only a real man would leave a tip. My hat's off to you Mike. |
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this is my idea of a birthday cake. |
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Mmmmm...I love beerthday cake!
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