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I like med bottles that read...Do not drive or operate heavy machinery. I think I will start up a tractor today.
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On a bottle of shampoo, "Lather, rinse and repeat."
You know some guy is still in the shower. Yup. There's nothing on there that says, "Get out of the shower, dry off, try it again tomorrow, man." 
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You would be surprised how many people lack common sense these days! No, John, I'm not. 
The sad thing is, obviously somebody, somewhere must've actually DONE this stuff for the warnings to be there in the first place! or the company has been sued for those things and now the lawyers make them use the caution as protection againist lawsuits |
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Ladies tell me did you see any dum label on your favorite vibrator.
Things like: No juice comes out of: Batteries go in the vibrator not in your: |
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Labels that say "for external use only"
Did someone try Prep H, Foamy Shave Cream etc on crackers or something?? |
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Like that little old lady who bought a motor home and set the cruise control, then went in the back to fix herself something to eat....
"Well, nobody told me I still had to drive!" |
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I used to work in a pharmacy. We would have to tell people NOT TO TAKE suppositories by mouth...
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I used to work in a pharmacy. We would have to tell people NOT TO TAKE suppositories by mouth... 
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Edited by
Mr_Music
on
Wed 07/22/09 07:35 AM
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I used to work in a pharmacy. We would have to tell people NOT TO TAKE suppositories by mouth... Yeah, I can see how they might taste a little shi**y.... |
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On a sign of a business downtown it says... "Lawn mower repair and income tax service" How did they ever combine those two?? What, somebody went in there one day and said "Gosh, you did such a great job on my mower, I think I'll let you do my taxes!?" That's even crazier than the one back home that's a shoe store/snack bar. I never ate there...figured whatever they served would taste like shoe leather. |
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I like med bottles that read...Do not drive or operate heavy machinery. I think I will start up a tractor today.      
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TRUCK STOP ..... EAT HERE AND GET GAS............
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Sad thing is, those warning labels are there for a reason. You know someone, somewhere did it and sued.
One of my favorites is on peanut butter, "allergy alert, this product contains nuts and nut oils". 
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I work for a company that manufactures a number of high liability products. I think our legal group sits around trying to think of every eventuality and possibility to warn against. But some people are SO ingeniously stupid we miss a few.
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Sad thing is, those warning labels are there for a reason. You know someone, somewhere did it and sued. One of my favorites is on peanut butter, "allergy alert, this product contains nuts and nut oils".
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Sad thing is, those warning labels are there for a reason. You know someone, somewhere did it and sued. One of my favorites is on peanut butter, "allergy alert, this product contains nuts and nut oils".
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I remember seeing one about a bottle of dog shampoo that said "Do not use to feed fish".
How did anyone EVER even get to the point where they thought that might be a good idea? And is this REALLY a big enough problem that it warranted a warning message? |
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Hummmm oh and the one that are put on fans "Do not insert objects in while blades are moving" duhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Hummmm oh and the one that are put on fans "Do not insert objects in while blades are moving" duhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Hummmm oh and the one that are put on fans "Do not insert objects in while blades are moving" duhhhhhhhhhhhh
Hummm yeah some still have no clue how not to do that yet. 
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