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Topic: Dumb things
bikerbabe63 Joined Sun 10/05/08 Posts: 596	Wed 07/22/09 08:29 PM
My underpants may contain nuts

msmyka Joined Sat 03/22/08 Posts: 17079	Wed 07/22/09 08:38 PM
Shampoo Apply small amount lather Rinse, repeat. No matter how big the bottle is....... I run out the first time I use it.... What's sad is that these "warnings" exist because some dumb a$$ did whatever it is they are warning us NOT to do. Both of these things were already mentioned on Page 1. Thats great, really it is.

lighthouselover Joined Sun 10/14/07 Posts: 1100	Wed 07/22/09 08:39 PM
i wonder how many people still have the tag on their pillows and mattresses that say... Do not remove this tag...

auburngirl Joined Fri 04/27/07 Posts: 18811	Wed 07/22/09 08:42 PM


ematwo71 Joined Fri 06/05/09 Posts: 145	Wed 07/22/09 08:44 PM
child proof my *** how about saying its adult proof and only a child can open

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Wed 07/22/09 08:45 PM Edited by Dan99 on Wed 07/22/09 08:46 PM
A t-shirt that says 'Stop staring at my breasts!'

Mr_Music Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 10677	Thu 07/23/09 06:23 AM
Shampoo Apply small amount lather Rinse, repeat. No matter how big the bottle is....... I run out the first time I use it.... What's sad is that these "warnings" exist because some dumb a$$ did whatever it is they are warning us NOT to do. Both of these things were already mentioned on Page 1. Thats great, really it is. Ironic how it fits right in with the theme of the thread, innit?

middlewoman Joined Sun 07/19/09 Posts: 40	Thu 07/23/09 08:36 AM
Called product liability. When the mfg puts on the warning you can't say they didn't try to warn you and then sue them when you do something stupid. Which people have done. So blame our litigious society for the silly warning labels. Exactly. This is basically a CYA move.

DamnPhule Joined Sun 05/24/09 Posts: 306	Thu 07/23/09 08:53 AM
i wonder how many people still have the tag on their pillows and mattresses that say... Do not remove this tag... That would be me ... it says not too.

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Thu 07/23/09 08:56 AM
who reads the threads????? Shampoo Apply small amount lather Rinse, repeat. No matter how big the bottle is....... I run out the first time I use it.... What's sad is that these "warnings" exist because some dumb a$$ did whatever it is they are warning us NOT to do. Both of these things were already mentioned on Page 1.

tngxl65 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 6189	Thu 07/23/09 08:57 AM
who reads the threads????? We need a warning label for that.

lilith401 Joined Wed 10/31/07 Posts: 19593	Thu 07/23/09 08:58 AM
The best instructions are found on feminine products.... with diagrams.

msmyka Joined Sat 03/22/08 Posts: 17079	Thu 07/23/09 09:08 AM
Shampoo Apply small amount lather Rinse, repeat. No matter how big the bottle is....... I run out the first time I use it.... What's sad is that these "warnings" exist because some dumb a$$ did whatever it is they are warning us NOT to do. Both of these things were already mentioned on Page 1. Thats great, really it is. Ironic how it fits right in with the theme of the thread, innit? Ironic that I missed a single post or that you think I'm a dumb a$$ because of it?

tngxl65 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 6189	Thu 07/23/09 09:11 AM
The best instructions are found on feminine products.... with diagrams. I'm picturing some poor guy out there that doesn't have internet and is too timid buy a men's magazine that has to resort to reading his wife's feminine hygiene instructions.....

earthytaurus76 Joined Wed 04/08/09 Posts: 6603	Thu 07/23/09 09:11 AM
That tattoo on the top of my head.. "this end up" rolls eyes

DaveyB Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 18786	Thu 07/23/09 09:37 AM Edited by DaveyB on Thu 07/23/09 09:38 AM
That tattoo on the top of my head.. "this end up" rolls eyes Been dropped on your head a few times? j/k How about this on a bottle of Childrens Benydril. "Be careful when operating a motor vehicle or machinery". Yeah I should think every child should be careful when operating a motor vehicle or machinery

auburngirl Joined Fri 04/27/07 Posts: 18811	Thu 07/23/09 09:39 AM
I like the part on dosage instructions where it breaks it down by age group... 12-adult 2 tablets every 4-6 hours Children 6-12 1 tablet every 6 hours Children under 2- "CONSULT YOUR PHYSICIAN" They can dial the phone, and "consult"?

DaveyB Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 18786	Thu 07/23/09 10:02 AM
I have a can of aerosol bug spray that says "Do not re-use can"... just how would one go about reusing an aerosol can? Blow into it?

earthytaurus76 Joined Wed 04/08/09 Posts: 6603	Thu 07/23/09 10:03 AM
That tattoo on the top of my head.. "this end up" rolls eyes Been dropped on your head a few times? j/k How about this on a bottle of Childrens Benydril. "Be careful when operating a motor vehicle or machinery". Yeah I should think every child should be careful when operating a motor vehicle or machinery

Snuffulluffuguss Joined Thu 06/04/09 Posts: 1041	Thu 07/23/09 02:18 PM
The best instructions are found on feminine products.... with diagrams. of coarse, they wouldn't be nearly as effective if you insertad them sideways.