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Hummmm oh and the one that are put on fans "Do not insert objects in while blades are moving" duhhhhhhhhhhhh 
I've heard of an intentional incident involving a fan, a man, and his...... uh..... manhood. Sadly, I think this says more about men than I care to admit. |
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Hummmm oh and the one that are put on fans "Do not insert objects in while blades are moving" duhhhhhhhhhhhh
I've heard of an intentional incident involving a fan, a man, and his...... uh..... manhood. Sadly, I think this says more about men than I care to admit. Sadly, I think some women have similar issues. There was a woman recently (don't remember where) who decided that a chain saw would make an interesting addition to her "toy" collection. She's dead now |
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< ----- Phule says: Warning signs, especially pictograms, are helpful for the illiterate. "Believe it or not" many people poison themselves by mixing things together that should not be used together. For example: bleach and some household cleaners produce toxic and poisions vapours when used together.
I knew a young lady, about 18-20 yrs ago, that had moved out of her Mom and Dads place and had gotten her first apartment. As most people do, she took to cleaning the place thouroughly. Nobody told her anything about how dangerous houshold cleaners could be, not even her father who worked in a chemical plant. Well ... she has permanent damage to her lungs all because she didn't read the labels. |
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Hummmm oh and the one that are put on fans "Do not insert objects in while blades are moving" duhhhhhhhhhhhh
I've heard of an intentional incident involving a fan, a man, and his...... uh..... manhood. Sadly, I think this says more about men than I care to admit. Sadly, I think some women have similar issues. There was a woman recently (don't remember where) who decided that a chain saw would make an interesting addition to her "toy" collection. She's dead now OMG, I watched the other night "1000 Ways to Die" all true stories. It was unbelievable the different ways some died all for the sake of that ultimate orgasm. One was actually with a woman and a big carrot  tore the lining of the wall and instantly killed her.
Guess food should have a warning on it "Do Not Insert Into Body Cavities Besides the Mouth"
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Hummmm oh and the one that are put on fans "Do not insert objects in while blades are moving" duhhhhhhhhhhhh
I've heard of an intentional incident involving a fan, a man, and his...... uh..... manhood. Sadly, I think this says more about men than I care to admit. |
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Hummmm oh and the one that are put on fans "Do not insert objects in while blades are moving" duhhhhhhhhhhhh
I've heard of an intentional incident involving a fan, a man, and his...... uh..... manhood. Sadly, I think this says more about men than I care to admit. Sadly, I think some women have similar issues. There was a woman recently (don't remember where) who decided that a chain saw would make an interesting addition to her "toy" collection. She's dead now OMG, I watched the other night "1000 Ways to Die" all true stories. It was unbelievable the different ways some died all for the sake of that ultimate orgasm. One was actually with a woman and a big carrot tore the lining of the wall and instantly killed her.
Guess food should have a warning on it "Do Not Insert Into Body Cavities Besides the Mouth"
WOW! |
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Shampoo
Apply small amount lather Rinse, repeat. No matter how big the bottle is....... I run out the first time I use it.... |
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I used to work in a pharmacy. We would have to tell people NOT TO TAKE suppositories by mouth... Does analgesiac mean it's a suppositorie? |
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< ----- Phule says: Warning signs, especially pictograms, are helpful for the illiterate. "Believe it or not" many people poison themselves by mixing things together that should not be used together. For example: bleach and some household cleaners produce toxic and poisions vapours when used together. I knew a young lady, about 18-20 yrs ago, that had moved out of her Mom and Dads place and had gotten her first apartment. As most people do, she took to cleaning the place thouroughly. Nobody told her anything about how dangerous houshold cleaners could be, not even her father who worked in a chemical plant. Well ... she has permanent damage to her lungs all because she didn't read the labels. Doesn't bleach and ammonia produce mustard gas? |
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My underpants may contain nuts
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I remember seeing one about a bottle of dog shampoo that said "Do not use to feed fish". How did anyone EVER even get to the point where they thought that might be a good idea? And is this REALLY a big enough problem that it warranted a warning message? 
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Hummmm oh and the one that are put on fans "Do not insert objects in while blades are moving" duhhhhhhhhhhhh
I've heard of an intentional incident involving a fan, a man, and his...... uh..... manhood. Sadly, I think this says more about men than I care to admit. Sadly, I think some women have similar issues. There was a woman recently (don't remember where) who decided that a chain saw would make an interesting addition to her "toy" collection. She's dead now OMG, I watched the other night "1000 Ways to Die" all true stories. It was unbelievable the different ways some died all for the sake of that ultimate orgasm. One was actually with a woman and a big carrot tore the lining of the wall and instantly killed her.
Guess food should have a warning on it "Do Not Insert Into Body Cavities Besides the Mouth"
OMG Kristi, did you see the carrot one??? Or the guy making love to the roast while it was hooked up to the electrical current??? 
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Candles:
1:Burn candle within sight (hmm should I hide it under my pillow?) 2:Keep out of reach of children and pets (perhaps my cat wants to play with it) 3:Never burn candle on or near anything that can catch fire (so should I not place it near curtains?)
Oh ya and the whole lawsuit on the KY jelly business where the woman stated she thought it was jelly you eat hmmm I don't recall ever picking up food items where the condoms are located... Hey hun were out of condoms oh ya were out of jelly for toast also can you pickup some...
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Its in our nature as human beings to fight natural selection. Even to the extreme of warnings on products that really don't need the warning.
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What's sad is that these "warnings" exist because some dumb a$$ did whatever it is they are warning us NOT to do.
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Mcdonalds had to put hot on their coffee cups because someone ordered coffee spilled it on themselves and they came up with the bright idea hey my cup isn't telling me there is hot liquid in here.. I don't know about you, but if I ordered coffee and it isn't meant to be ice coffee I'm going to be pretty ticked if it isn't hot
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Edited by
Mr_Music
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Wed 07/22/09 05:07 PM
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Shampoo Apply small amount lather Rinse, repeat. No matter how big the bottle is....... I run out the first time I use it.... What's sad is that these "warnings" exist because some dumb a$$ did whatever it is they are warning us NOT to do.
Both of these things were already mentioned on Page 1. |
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The sign "slippery when wet". Shocking.
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Signs in the windows of businesses: "No animals allowed, except seeing eye dogs."
Who the hell is gonna READ that??? |
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on appliances the electrical cord says caution do not stick in water.
This is electric if you dip it in water you will get shocked. |
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