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Topic: My Mama always said....
fullmoonfairy Joined Mon 02/23/09 Posts: 1788	Thu 07/09/09 04:12 PM
...."Don't eat the pointy french fries. They puncture your stomach". And "Don't sit on the cold marble stairs, you'll get a bladder infection". What kind of wisdom did your Mom share with you when you were little?

lspen43 Joined Mon 07/06/09 Posts: 37	Thu 07/09/09 04:19 PM
my mom said this a lot "I brought you into this world and I can take you out" ...........I was a difficult child

Phuque Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 14151	Thu 07/09/09 04:20 PM
Don't eat raw taters...they'll give ya' worms...

jaxx15 Joined Fri 12/12/08 Posts: 232	Thu 07/09/09 04:21 PM
Don't do that, You'll be crossed-eyed.

grneyedldy1967 Joined Wed 04/30/08 Posts: 2854	Thu 07/09/09 04:23 PM
That if I kept making an ugly face then my face would freeze that way.. AND the famous... Eat all your food, there are starving kids in this world!

MeChrissy2 Joined Sat 12/13/08 Posts: 10155	Thu 07/09/09 04:23 PM
My mom always said wish in one hand and **** in the other and see which one gets full first. I still don't get it.

fullmoonfairy Joined Mon 02/23/09 Posts: 1788	Thu 07/09/09 04:27 PM
Oh...and the ever so famous: "Don't reheat mushrooms, it makes them poisonous" Well at least I'm not the only one who has a mother that makes crap up as she goes along. LOL

fullmoonfairy Joined Mon 02/23/09 Posts: 1788	Thu 07/09/09 04:28 PM
Don't eat raw taters...they'll give ya' worms... Really? My mom said that about letting a dog lick your face.

Phuque2 Joined Thu 11/20/08 Posts: 4927	Thu 07/09/09 04:28 PM
No matter where ya are in life.....There ya are

Gossipmpm Joined Tue 03/03/09 Posts: 19414	Thu 07/09/09 04:30 PM
My mom always gave me that bladder infection one!! I thought I was the only one!!! LOL. Hey between you and me... Is it true?

fullmoonfairy Joined Mon 02/23/09 Posts: 1788	Thu 07/09/09 04:33 PM
My mom always gave me that bladder infection one!! I thought I was the only one!!! LOL. Hey between you and me... Is it true? No it's not. Bladder infections are caused by bacteria not the temperature of your butt cheeks.

Gossipmpm Joined Tue 03/03/09 Posts: 19414	Thu 07/09/09 04:34 PM
LOL. Thanks

Unknow Joined Sat 10/21/06 Posts: 3353	Thu 07/09/09 04:35 PM Edited by Unknow on Thu 07/09/09 04:36 PM
Don't swallow your gum it will ball up in your stomach Don't cross your eyes or they'll stick that way Don't leave the eyes on potatoes because you'll grow roots in your stomach I always loved her threats better though::: You back talk me one more time and I'll knock your mouth right off your face! If you fall and break both your legs don't come running to me! If you give me one more dirty look I'll rip your head off and through it in your face! If you don't go clean your room I'll knock you into next week! she never did any of that cool stuff to us though!!

fullmoonfairy Joined Mon 02/23/09 Posts: 1788	Thu 07/09/09 04:37 PM
Don't swallow your gum it will ball up in your stomach Don't cross your eyes or they'll stick that way Don't leave the eyes on potatoes because you'll grow roots in your stomach I always loved her threats better though::: You back talk me one more time and I'll knock your mouth right off your face! If you fall and break both your legs don't come running to me! If you give me one more dirty look I'll rip your head off and through it in your face! If you don't go clean your room I'll knock you into next week! though!! I like the one with the gum. Only my Mom always said "Don't swallow your gum, it'll tangle up your intestines".

PATSFAN Joined Mon 12/10/07 Posts: 42782	Thu 07/09/09 04:38 PM
Stay away from women on the internet

vortecpowered Joined Mon 04/06/09 Posts: 665	Thu 07/09/09 04:39 PM
...."Don't eat the pointy french fries. They puncture your stomach". And "Don't sit on the cold marble stairs, you'll get a bladder infection". What kind of wisdom did your Mom share with you when you were little? wow, that's just weird. so is the mushroom thing. you must have had an interesting childhood . the stuff my mom told me was pretty accurate. it usually went, "stop doing (insert dangerous activity here) or you'll get hurt. i never stopped and eventually i usually got hurt. i had a great uncle that told me if i played with fire i'd wet the bed. he was full of crap because i played with fire A LOT and i was not a bed-wetter.

fullmoonfairy Joined Mon 02/23/09 Posts: 1788	Thu 07/09/09 04:39 PM
Stay away from women on the internet That's a pile of crap. There WAS no internet when you were little. As a matter of fact I don't even think there was TV back then. Probably not even radio.

fullmoonfairy Joined Mon 02/23/09 Posts: 1788	Thu 07/09/09 04:40 PM
you must have had an interesting childhood Indeed I did. And people wonder why I'm the phobia-ridden adult that I am today. Wooohoo. lol

PATSFAN Joined Mon 12/10/07 Posts: 42782	Thu 07/09/09 04:41 PM
Stay away from women on the internet That's a pile of crap. There WAS no internet when you were little. As a matter of fact I don't even think there was TV back then. Probably not even radio. You would know you are from that era

lionsbrew Joined Tue 08/22/06 Posts: 14232	Thu 07/09/09 04:41 PM
"If your friends were jumping off a bridge would you do it?" Did that one. And then my personal favorite. "Wait till your father gets home." Thats when one knew they were in for an arse whooping.