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"Keep it up and you'll be on my two ply perforated list"
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Always wear clean underwear....you never know when you will have to go to the hospital...lol Working in the hospital I'm going to tell you, a lot of people don't. I'm sure they don't...that is why she said that...lol |
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If u get caught in the girls Gym again Im gonna ...Opps that was my Dad!!
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Edited by
vortecpowered
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Thu 07/09/09 05:19 PM
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Stay away from women on the internet That's a pile of crap. There WAS no internet when you were little. As a matter of fact I don't even think there was TV back then. Probably not even radio. You would know you are from that era  
No I'm not...I'm 23 
i remember when the internet first started creeping into peoples' homes. i was maybe 12 or 13 and my friend's parents had it for work. he used to pose as a doctor in medical chatrooms and ask people to email him photos and drawings of the female anatomy. he thought he was so clever until his mom walked in during a chub rub. she did not tell him he'd go blind. |
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never play in the mud you will get dirty.
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...."Don't eat the pointy french fries. They puncture your stomach". And "Don't sit on the cold marble stairs, you'll get a bladder infection". What kind of wisdom did your Mom share with you when you were little? Maybe you should quit smoking weed... You'd have to know my mum to get that one...
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hahhahah makes it up as she goes....gotta love it
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"What do you mean I don't know how could you not?!"
I dunno? |
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Go play in the middle of the highway??
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Oh...and she always said "Don't like the cake batter bowl. The batter's got baking powder in it...it'll make your stomach explode".
Gosh...I need a shrink!!! 
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my mama toldme,when I was young,sit beside me my only son...and be a simple lallall ddooodooolalla.......oops
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that aint the way to have fun,son,that aint the way to have fun,NO
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Two come to mind, usually fired in rapid succession.
"If you're going to live under this roof, you're going to follow MY rules." followed by "And if you don't like it <<<wagging her finger at me>>>, don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!" I totally love my Mom! 
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Always wear clean underwear....you never know when you will have to go to the hospital...lol Working in the hospital I'm going to tell you, a lot of people don't. I'm sure they don't...that is why she said that...lol Even people that come in for scheduled surgery!!!!!!!! 
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Hey are we still talkin about our moms or can we change the subject?
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Mothers are like no others
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Edited by
rara777
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Thu 07/09/09 05:54 PM
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If you don`t stop doing that, YOU will go blind.
But Mom, I already wear glasses. 
Also this classic. Your azz is grass and I`m the lawnmower.
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"You have a face only a mother could love."
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always says stfu--im on the phone-
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