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" I'll pull the car over and make you walk home!" I like it...I should have used that on HER. 
She was in a bad car accident and had her license revoked when I was 12. She had me drive her all over the place once I had mine. |
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My mom wasn't joking when she said it either. Walking home 5 or ten miles is something that takes getting used to.
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I really do think though that my mom had eyes in the back of her head & super sonic hearing with teenage boy radar, she could also swing a hot wheels track like Bruce Lee with numchucks!
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If your friends jumped off a bridge woukd you?
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If your friends jumped off a bridge woukd you? If it gave me a shot at you.......you better believe it sister! |
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My Mama told me...."You better shop around!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQGXa3FiXKM |
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Sports was a big part of my life growing up as the only girl with 3 brothers, so my favorite expression from either parent was "Atta boy girl!"
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My mom told me that I shouldn't eat the lemon seeds, because it'll grow a tree inside of me... Eating a lemon or an orange was really scary.
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Don't swallow your gum it will ball up in your stomach Don't cross your eyes or they'll stick that way Don't leave the eyes on potatoes because you'll grow roots in your stomach I always loved her threats better though::: You back talk me one more time and I'll knock your mouth right off your face! If you fall and break both your legs don't come running to me! If you give me one more dirty look I'll rip your head off and through it in your face! If you don't go clean your room I'll knock you into next week! she never did any of that cool stuff to us though!!
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Don't swallow your gum it will ball up in your stomach Don't cross your eyes or they'll stick that way Don't leave the eyes on potatoes because you'll grow roots in your stomach I always loved her threats better though::: You back talk me one more time and I'll knock your mouth right off your face! If you fall and break both your legs don't come running to me! If you give me one more dirty look I'll rip your head off and through it in your face! If you don't go clean your room I'll knock you into next week! she never did any of that cool stuff to us though!!
 omg do we have the same mom.....
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Edited by
Seakolony
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Thu 07/09/09 08:52 PM
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If your friends jumped off a bridge woukd you? If it gave me a shot at you.......you better believe it sister! What a sweety!! OP: Dont ask me choose between you and him, you won't like the result. |
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If your friends jumped off a bridge woukd you? If it gave me a shot at you.......you better believe it sister! What a sweety!! 
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If your friends jumped off a bridge woukd you? If it gave me a shot at you.......you better believe it sister! What a sweety!!
You are sweet too!! Iron Maiden ROCKS!! |
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If your friends jumped off a bridge woukd you? If it gave me a shot at you.......you better believe it sister! What a sweety!!
You are sweet too!! Iron Maiden ROCKS!! 
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...lots and lots of dirty words.
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"Go take a long walk off a short pier.."
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momma always said life is like drinking prune juice.
sometimes it leaves a bad taste in your mouth when you have to swollow your pride, but give it time and itll come out twice as easy and twice as fast. |
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Put want in one hand and **** in the other and see which one fills up first.
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^^^ that was my next one.
dont worry if you swallow a quarter. its when you **** out two dimes and a nickle you better start worryin |
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"This room isn't going to clean itself."
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