i'll be helping a friend move soon (she's paying me in beer and pizza) so i pulled out my canvas military tarp in case of rain and also to secure her random girly junk. i decided to add a few grommets for better rope positioning so i bought a pack of brass grommets (same kind it already has) and they have a big fat warning on the instructions; "look out dude, these contain lead and california says it will kill your ***!" ok, maybe that's not the exact wording.

in reality, i could probably eat all 100 grommets and not get lead poisoning. but they have to make a big deal about it and make every product sound like the antichrist now because of ridiculous lawsuits and dumb behavior.

my lawn mower used to have a sticker that said not to attempt to stop the blade with my genitals. glad they warned me because that was my plan.

thought I had a good one, this warning beats mine.

Bought a flat iron that says not to use on eyes???? who'd do that on purpose?

someone recently told me about a woman driving an RV and she put it on cruise or 'auto-pilot' and went in back and made a sandwich. it crashed, of course, and she won a lawsuit because the manual did not specifically state you're not to leave the driver's seat in that mode. i don't know who true that is, but yes, the warning labels are ridiculous and taking the place of common sense.

sheep need direction

its okay... there are waaayyy more idiots out there than you know of man.

its important to prevent the bloodshed.

and wasteful lawsuits.

and just make me laugh.

cuz lets face it....

warning labels are hilarious!!!

Liquid Plummer
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.

Bowl Fresh
Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.

you mean a chainsaw because that is how the OLD joke went

did will robinson die?

Johnson and Johnson rectal thermometers are personally tested

the robot did

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LOS ANGELES (AP) — Bob May, who donned The Robot's suit in the hit 1960s television show Lost in Space, has died. He was 69.

http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2009-01-18-bob-may-obit_N.htm

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maybe some warning kill the messenger ?????????

On a toilet brush-- "Do not use for personal hygiene."

my victoria's secret bubble bath has a warning on the back!!

"FOR ADULT EXTERNAL USE ONLY"

wtf

hahahaha

My hair dryer says "Do not use while showering".

Heard a story about a woman that sued (and won) a maker of spermicidal jelly because she got pregnant despite using said product...claimed the warning label didn't specify to use it vaginally so she was eating it on her toast. True story.

Der

HEY!!! There is nothing random about girly junk!!!!

i have a box of matches that say... keep ouy of reach of children..
i mean, whats that about

Here's an idea ... anyone that stupid who wins such a lawsuit should be **ahem** "removed" from society, and whatever the damages are should be awarded to their next of kin ... if they have no "next of kin", then it should be awarded to a charity that has as its goal to prevent stupid people from breeding.

I don't even know what a gommet is

grommit~ type of nome