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Topic: warning!
fullmoonfairy Joined Mon 02/23/09 Posts: 1788	Wed 07/08/09 04:09 PM
I don't even know what a gommet is grommit~ type of nome I don't know what a nome is either

lonetar25 Joined Mon 05/18/09 Posts: 3531	Wed 07/08/09 04:13 PM
the little guys sat in peoples gardens, holding fishing rods can you say g o o g l e

FearandLoathing Joined Fri 12/28/07 Posts: 30121	Wed 07/08/09 04:14 PM
Do Not Enter...well, why not? Will I be blasted by some kind of forcefield laser protection system if I do? I'm gonna find out...

fullmoonfairy Joined Mon 02/23/09 Posts: 1788	Wed 07/08/09 04:14 PM
the little guys sat in peoples gardens, holding fishing rods can you say g o o g l e Can YOU say GNOME? Cuz that's how it's spelled. Good thing I DIDN'T google it or else it would have come up with "did you mean GNOME?" LOL...but thank you anyway. At least now I know what it is.

lonetar25 Joined Mon 05/18/09 Posts: 3531	Wed 07/08/09 04:16 PM


franshade Joined Tue 07/24/07 Posts: 24704	Wed 07/08/09 04:51 PM Edited by franshade on Wed 07/08/09 04:51 PM
On Odor Eaters: Please do not eat

Anonimoose Joined Sat 11/29/08 Posts: 479	Wed 07/08/09 04:55 PM
I don't even know what a gommet is grommit~ type of nome umm ... no fullmoonfairy, do you have (or have you at least seen) a shower curtain with the little metal rings at the top to put the shower curtain hooks through? Those little metal rings are grommets.

franshade Joined Tue 07/24/07 Posts: 24704	Wed 07/08/09 04:56 PM
On an infant's bathtub: Do not throw baby out with bath water

Unknow Joined Sat 10/21/06 Posts: 3353	Wed 07/08/09 05:03 PM
On a diaper package: Do not place diaper over baby's face On a hungryman soup bowl: Caution contents may be hot after heating And what is up with New and Improved items? If it is new..... how can it be improved?

vortecpowered Joined Mon 04/06/09 Posts: 665	Wed 07/08/09 05:47 PM
my lawn mower used to have a sticker that said not to attempt to stop the blade with my genitals. glad they warned me because that was my plan. you mean a chainsaw because that is how the OLD joke went nope. for years i thought the chainsaw joke was BS but i've seen several products that warn against genital involvement. jacuzzi, staple gun, bleach bottle (it said don't try to bleach hair, including pubes) to name a few. another i thought was a joke was the two guys cutting their fingers off by lifting a mower to trim bushes. then in the early 90s a few of my dad's coworkers almost the same thing. i went ahead and used the grommets about an hour ago so i guess i'll be dead soon. bye everybody.

hereformore Joined Sat 10/04/08 Posts: 832	Wed 07/08/09 08:15 PM
Heard a story about a woman that sued (and won) a maker of spermicidal jelly because she got pregnant despite using said product...claimed the warning label didn't specify to use it vaginally so she was eating it on her toast. True story. Der Here's an idea ... anyone that stupid who wins such a lawsuit should be ahem "removed" from society, and whatever the damages are should be awarded to their next of kin ... if they have no "next of kin", then it should be awarded to a charity that has as its goal to prevent stupid people from breeding. Perhaps her next of kin was the love child produced due to "malfunctioning spermicide"

seamac Joined Sun 03/22/09 Posts: 3104	Wed 07/08/09 08:22 PM
Recently bought a book marker that had tassels on one end. Warning - not intended for children under two! Glad to know two year olds need book markers!

michiganman3 Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 14519	Wed 07/08/09 08:28 PM
Bought a new battery for the cellphone. "Do Not Microwave" Honestly, it never entered my mind.

mssilverfox Joined Sat 12/08/07 Posts: 10529	Wed 07/08/09 08:31 PM
Bought a new battery for the cellphone. "Do Not Microwave" Honestly, it never entered my mind.

lifestooshort6 Joined Mon 12/31/07 Posts: 6667	Wed 07/08/09 08:32 PM
Do Not Enter...well, why not? Will I be blasted by some kind of forcefield laser protection system if I do? I'm gonna find out... Be Careful!!

vortecpowered Joined Mon 04/06/09 Posts: 665	Wed 07/08/09 08:33 PM
Bought a new battery for the cellphone. "Do Not Microwave" Honestly, it never entered my mind. these labels are just giving people ideas. ha. more people are going to die now from trying dumb stuff they would have never thought up on their own...but the company isn't legally responsible for it anymore.

franshade Joined Tue 07/24/07 Posts: 24704	Thu 07/09/09 07:24 AM
ON A BAG OF FRITOS: - You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS: - For indoor or outdoor use only (On a child's Superman costume) WARNING: Will not give user the ability to fly

EquusDancer Joined Sun 04/05/09 Posts: 6281	Thu 07/09/09 08:50 AM
Skyn condoms are individually tested... I swear! Read it on the box at Wal-Mart. 'bout fell over laughing so hard.

gayfifer Joined Sat 04/04/09 Posts: 6655	Thu 07/09/09 08:54 AM
what about the peanuts? "warning may contain traces of nuts"!

drothrock Joined Thu 06/25/09 Posts: 34	Thu 07/09/09 09:24 AM
My favorite was a giant empty pickle bucket we had at our old work to water plants with... it was something like Warning: Children can drown in bucket, do not place kids in juice. What a way to go.