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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 5 | |
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hey you i want to tell you i think ur beautiful and i think i couldve fell in love with you in a past life something about you isd amazing even if its just friends on here talking online i wanna meet you
dude sent me this email and was deactivated before I even read it. |
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"I'm not out here because I have nothing to do."
So you're telling me that not having anything to do is not the reason you're out here....... but don't bother to tell me why you ARE here. |
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"I can write anything here. Just like everybody else. I can tell you all sorts of nice stuff and my deeds and what I like to do and what i don't like to do. I can also write about what I have and what I don't have. I like to do everything. There you go, show me something new and i'll tell you if i like it. " ---Hey that's mine! 
I mutual matched and my own profile came up for me. 
Well, mutual match is iffy, at least this way you know you won't be stood up. 
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"I can write anything here. Just like everybody else. I can tell you all sorts of nice stuff and my deeds and what I like to do and what i don't like to do. I can also write about what I have and what I don't have. I like to do everything. There you go, show me something new and i'll tell you if i like it. " ---Hey that's mine!
I mutual matched and my own profile came up for me.
Well, mutual match is iffy, at least this way you know you won't be stood up.
OMG wow I just realized, my search was set to "men"..  
Or my profile says I'm a woman! Either this or that
I'm not gay! Help ! Help! |
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"I can write anything here. Just like everybody else. I can tell you all sorts of nice stuff and my deeds and what I like to do and what i don't like to do. I can also write about what I have and what I don't have. I like to do everything. There you go, show me something new and i'll tell you if i like it. " ---Hey that's mine!
I mutual matched and my own profile came up for me.
Well, mutual match is iffy, at least this way you know you won't be stood up.
OMG wow I just realized, my search was set to "men"..
Or my profile says I'm a woman! Either this or that
I'm not gay! Help ! Help! one wrong click and your whole life can change
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"I can write anything here. Just like everybody else. I can tell you all sorts of nice stuff and my deeds and what I like to do and what i don't like to do. I can also write about what I have and what I don't have. I like to do everything. There you go, show me something new and i'll tell you if i like it. " ---Hey that's mine!
I mutual matched and my own profile came up for me.
Well, mutual match is iffy, at least this way you know you won't be stood up.
OMG wow I just realized, my search was set to "men"..
Or my profile says I'm a woman! Either this or that
I'm not gay! Help ! Help! one wrong click and your whole life can change
ONLY on the net,,,,,, 
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As you can tell, you are too good for the likes of me. I'm a horrible person and unfit to date. Best you click on the next profile which is probably all of 2 lines
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"Hi. I am so and so. I like long walks on the beach, and....."
I stop right there. I mean....really...if you told me that you like to walk over hot coals, I would continue to read. But this boring BS just makes me 
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"I don`t looking nothing."
You probably won't finding nothing with writing like that. |
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"I think I am quite a normal person ... I enjoy life and tend to I take and accept things as they are - though sometimes I have this small pinch that I should change something."
No, that's just a lobster. |
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As you can tell, you are too good for the likes of me. I'm a horrible person and unfit to date. Best you click on the next profile which is probably all of 2 lines Hey that's me! Thanks for the shout out!  At least you made it to the end of the profile.
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"Hello. Youngish authentic woman who feel timeless with a girly heart and adventures mind wants passion and style."
You can't say enough good things about modern surgical techniques. |
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"I can be both serious and fun."
Knock it off, that's impossible. |
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"Well, it's far too late to get into any details about myself here."
Are you dying? |
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"im me...... not sure what else too day... please do not write me and email saying 'im the greatest man here i would like too marrie you and have babies.'"
They're just confused about who's supposed to do what. |
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"i dont like dislikes."
How do you feel about tautologies? |
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"I am looking for a man that cleans up well."
How dirty is your well? |
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"i like drinking wine and having sex on the beach.i love dogs,sheep and beevers!"
I think we'll need some pictures. |
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"I'm awesome and you´re a big fat retard anyway so bite me and then make me a hotdog."
Hard to believe so many of my exes are on dating sites. |
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"Im more of a fysical person."
I see.... |
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