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Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 5
LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Mon 12/14/09 04:06 PM
"like to play bowling tinnis." A rather nasty disease of the inner ear.

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Mon 12/14/09 04:08 PM
"I was raised born and raised in Miami." But where were you raised?

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Mon 12/14/09 04:10 PM
"open to all types of guys. no red heads." BAM!! Take THAT, Carrot Top.

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Mon 12/14/09 04:12 PM
"you know what is strange? every time you need to write something about yourself it takes some time to think, how can i formulate something that would sound attractive and what would others think of me." Pfffft. You're overthinking it. Just write a bunch of plagiarized mind-numbing crap like everybody else. Oh wait, you already did.

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Mon 12/14/09 04:13 PM
"i m looking for a right man that i can call my husband at the public.i m 5.9 tall and an athletic.i m cool looking and gentle.i dont really believes in online dating." Urban legend.

Calleigh12 Joined Tue 04/01/08 Posts: 17193	Mon 12/14/09 04:14 PM
These need to be in a book.

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Mon 12/14/09 04:14 PM
"I am 30 years old and my puppy is 10 months old." I sense a math problem coming up.

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Mon 12/14/09 04:18 PM
"Hi, just arrived and noticed there is too much fun going on in this town to experience it alone." Where exactly is the cut-off point?

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Mon 12/14/09 04:19 PM
"I'm relly hope in the internet has some good guys they has the same intereseing like me." Well, a lot of them certainly write like you.

myssfytz Joined Mon 02/04/08 Posts: 14460	Mon 12/14/09 04:20 PM
Lex, Ya gotta write a book man. Seriously. This shyte is just too damn funny.

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Mon 12/14/09 04:20 PM
"I love horse riding and hope to restart it in the future." Your horse has a "start" button?

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Mon 12/14/09 04:21 PM
Lex, Ya gotta write a book man. Seriously. This shyte is just too damn funny. I was actually thinking about that the other day....

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Mon 12/14/09 04:22 PM
"I'm planning on studying an animal-related subject at university." Could you please be a little more vague?

myssfytz Joined Mon 02/04/08 Posts: 14460	Mon 12/14/09 04:23 PM
Lex, Ya gotta write a book man. Seriously. This shyte is just too damn funny. I was actually thinking about that the other day.... Time's a tickin young man. Id buy it but only if I get an autographed copy.

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Mon 12/14/09 04:23 PM
"I M A QUIET PERSON" WELL, THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW.

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Mon 12/14/09 04:24 PM
Lex, Ya gotta write a book man. Seriously. This shyte is just too damn funny. I was actually thinking about that the other day.... Time's a tickin young man. Id buy it but only if I get an autographed copy. Hey, I've already got 3 books out now, but they're not this kind of material....!

myssfytz Joined Mon 02/04/08 Posts: 14460	Mon 12/14/09 04:29 PM
Lex, Ya gotta write a book man. Seriously. This shyte is just too damn funny. I was actually thinking about that the other day.... Time's a tickin young man. Id buy it but only if I get an autographed copy. Hey, I've already got 3 books out now, but they're not this kind of material....! I know, you're famous in "real" life. Names of yer books ?? Perhaps I just might check them out.

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Mon 12/14/09 04:32 PM
"depends...depends...depends...depends...depends ...depends...depends...depends...depends...depends ...depends...depends...depends...depends...depends ...depends...depends...depends...depends...depends" Aisle three, next to the rubber sheets.

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Mon 12/14/09 04:36 PM
"I'm funny stupid and crazy about men who don't wear socks." Just my luck -- when I finally find a profile with a little originality, I'm wearing socks.

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Mon 12/14/09 04:36 PM
Lex, Ya gotta write a book man. Seriously. This shyte is just too damn funny. I was actually thinking about that the other day.... Time's a tickin young man. Id buy it but only if I get an autographed copy. Hey, I've already got 3 books out now, but they're not this kind of material....! I know, you're famous in "real" life. Names of yer books ?? Perhaps I just might check them out. Moving Day, Moving Parts, and Perfectly Frank.