LOL I know.

I don't just use the pill though.

I got a whole collection of precautions.

the father can terminate his parental rights. that would cease child support and any rights to the child. also, to be more effective if someone doesn't want kids...vasectomy

I was cesarean born ....can't really tell by looking at me....but whenever I leave a house I go out thru the window.





(old joke I heard)

*giggle* I'm still laughing at the guy who said his Mom keeps chasing him around with a coat hanger...

When I was conceived..My Mom to be was on the pill,
The doctor ask if she took the pill every day as she was told,
She said "yes- but it keeps falling out."
Seriously...I had triplets, then had a vas done.. I think I did that in the wrong order?!

Beforehand, HE should use his big head over his li'l head.. use any protection... problem solved!

God just didn't give us enough blood to flow to both heads at the same time.

I once made love to a woman when I was wearing a condom,
as soon as I began,, the condom got sucked of inside of her, disappeared!
So I put on another one.. same thing.. sucked off and disappeared.
so I picked up a handful of straw and put it next to her muffin.. same thing.. just sucked it right in. so I figured what the hell and finished making love to her without the protection.
9 Months later she gave birth.
I asked the doctor.."Is it a boy or a girl."
He said hell if I know, but it was born with rubber boots and a straw hat,

While a an unexpected baby is another good reason for people not to have casual sex,there are many. I myself do not belief in it ,but to each thier own. That said I must say that the man should have rights as far as whether he chooses to become a father.If tricked into by a woman who signed a paper 1st saying okay no babies and then has 1 it is just wrong. It is also unfair to the baby who as he/she grows finds out (and they do ) about the conception and the agreememnt etc.. Not great for the esteem. It should always be a joint decision,unless a couple love one another and plan a till death do we part union. Then they know unless 1 or both use protection it can happen and then they accept the responsibility.
However the whole subject of a man having any say is still not quite considered equal in our courts and that is wrong.Men get the sh*t end of the stick so often and always have.How about the woman who has a mans baby but decides he can't be part of the childs life. He has to pay huge amounts of $ to attorney's to get his rights. So both sides of the coin are wrong in my opinion.
Then there are the "deadbeat dad's",that's another disscussion.
A child is sooooooooooooooo much responsibility for more then 18 yrs.,emotionally at least. A good reason for partners to protect themselves not to mention lifetime disease,another discussion.Also another reason to not sleep around. If the hormones are keeping you up at night,you got a hand.

Hello again stranger, Think I have seen you before..LOL

What if a guy donates sperm to a sperm bank, then an unknown woman gets injected with his donation,
Then it can be proven that he is the father of a baby of a woman he has never met, might this be a case where the court could make him pay support?? strange.

3 guys in Chicago rob a bank after much planning,
they thought all they would have to do is break into one large safe and be rich.
Instead, Once they get into the bank, They find many small safes.
they break into the first safe and find nothing but a bowl of vanilla pudding, so the first man eats it, then moves on to the next safe.
again.. a bowl of vanilla pudding, so the second man eats it and says " at least we won't go hungry because we have snacks"
safe after safe, the same thing and all of the men get their stomach full but find no cash.
The next day the Newspaper reads...
"LARGEST SPERM BANK IN CHICAGO ROBBED"

That is another discussion again,but that is a whole different ball of wax imo. The man donates anonymously(or use to be the rule). So no woman or couple who have a child conceived from the donor know going in that the donor is not going to be the father in the childs life and most couples or single woman arn't looking to find him later to play daddy.Like a surrogate who carries a baby for a couple and at the end may want to keep it. I have my theories and beliefs for myself and would if asked by another for my advise would say what I think and why. There are many opinions on all of the mentioned situations. Good for some people to think about though. May save making a heartbreaking mistake somewhere down the line.
Hey I have been up for almost 2 days(working 3rd shift from home tonight) so just ignore me if I am not making sense. My husband always did ,no he was a good guy,just wasn't meant to be.Have a good day and make it a positive one!
TO Moblodite

cliche.

She should've read the OP...he WAS wearing protection...

you beat me to it ...you posted this while I was rereading what I already read

birth control isn't 100% effective. double bag it

Women should be glad that they don't need to wear condoms!
Honestly can't feel a darm thing with them on, put two on would be like dry humping.
May as well just buy a hustler magazine and do it myself
But since I am fixed, I don't have to worry about it.

Thank God for plastic coat hangers!!

On the serious side,
I wear rubber gloves most of my shift at work,
They have to be changed often because they are constantly ripping,
I can't imagine a condom being any better,
So what?... if love making last for 2 hours a guy has to put on a new one every 15 minutes???
And who picks up all of the used condoms that are thrown all over the house??

I can picture it in my sick mind
One condom over the lamp shade, one stuck to the TV scree, one spinning on the ceiling fan, one sticking out of the VCR and one in her shoe..LMFAO!

Poor guy, I can relate. Well not really but I don't want any damn kids either