So, I dated a guy for about a month. He was so into me, and at first that was lovely. Then it felt suffocating.

I learn he drinks, a lot. Daily usually, and the range he gave was 2-15. Okay.....

He asked me to meet his parents on date two. He asked to meet my son on date three. That did not come to pass, the meeting my son.

I went to a party Saturday night and went over on my way home. It was a girls night out...

He answers the door naked. I spoke up, but no clothes were put on. I was too tired to leave, so whatever. The next morning he walked into the bathroom (the door was closed) and stood a foot away from me while I got ready.

That was just the highlights.

Did he sit down..........????

He had a leather couch.


Oh, and white socks on. Said he gets hot.
When I'm hot, the first thing I take off are my socks.

I broke it off and he said I wasn't straightforward.

This might actually make an interesting book....!!

you sure do pick some doozies

Oh, I need to say, I did NOT meet this person on Mingle.

I would have grabbed a tampon and began insertion (whether or not I was on my period).

Surely THAT would have chased him out of the bathroom.

Welcome to another episode of "The Naked Alcoholic" on "Masterpiece Theater". be seeing you

I was actually getting dressed.... but I wish I had been on the toilet. I don't think he would have left then though. I had to ask him to stp back so I could brush my hair. Oh, and he tried to give me a back rub while I was brushing my teeth.

I was looking for your response on my thread, but yes, this man deserves his OWN thread!!!

that would annoy me to no end. Some people don't get that there is a time and place for everything...

Let me mention....

He schedules his life around passively watching sporting events, which he pedantically narrates while watching. No other subjects are discussed. I think most of you know how I feel about that.

I am apparently "stupid" about music, as I do not know what he knows.

this is starting to sound like an episode of Law And Order SVU. i have always avoided dating obsessives and stalkers,although it does "keep you on your toes". be seeing you

Then there was the blowjob he got from the stripper at the seedy, now closed nasty skanky "juice bar".

I only had to hear about it, thank goodness!

Or how he started farting right away and he tells me he's just gassy and I'll have to deal with it.

he got juiced by a seedy skank

That's funny!!!!!

And it lasted a month?

You do give the benefit of the doubt, don't you.

I think we went out with the same guy