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I would have grabbed a tampon and began insertion (whether or not I was on my period). Surely THAT would have chased him out of the bathroom. That's funny!!!!!  
I think he would have stayed. He wanted to paint my toenails and said he was disappointed I did it myself. He also made vague references to wanting me to insert a vibrator into his rectum. I think the vibrator was in the house. I changed the subject. I deluded myself he was joking. |
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Then there was the blowjob he got from the stripper at the seedy, now closed nasty skanky "juice bar". 
I only had to hear about it, thank goodness!  he probably would have got more from her if the joint served booze! be seeing you
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lilith that was a WHOLE LOT of deluding
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I really, really do give people a chance.
It's not just me, either. For those of you who remember Lily0923.... she had a doozy Saturday night. The guy blurted out his affairs on his wife while he was married, his loathing and resentment towards his child- so much so he left the staet for several months as his wife paid more attention to the baby than him, the use of hookers, his homosexual experiences at age 14, his alleged molestation as a child that he cannot recall and no one observed, his three antidepressant medications prescribed by three different doctors..... This was date two for her. She kicked him out. |
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lilith that was a WHOLE LOT of deluding
Jill, I know... I know. I try not to be quick to judge. We all have flaws. |
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I really, really do give people a chance. It's not just me, either. For those of you who remember Lily0923.... she had a doozy Saturday night. The guy blurted out his affairs on his wife while he was married, his loathing and resentment towards his child- so much so he left the staet for several months as his wife paid more attention to the baby than him, the use of hookers, his homosexual experiences at age 14, his alleged molestation as a child that he cannot recall and no one observed, his three antidepressant medications prescribed by three different doctors..... This was date two for her. She kicked him out. I MISS LILY!!!!!!!! 
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Let me mention.... He schedules his life around passively watching sporting events, which he pedantically narrates while watching. No other subjects are discussed. I think most of you know how I feel about that. I am apparently "stupid" about music, as I do not know what he knows. I am going to guess he is local to where you live. If so, I think they grow them like that in your area. ( I have dated a few like that from there.)
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 this is why ihave a friends first policy i want to observe behavoir first
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Let me mention.... He schedules his life around passively watching sporting events, which he pedantically narrates while watching. No other subjects are discussed. I think most of you know how I feel about that. I am apparently "stupid" about music, as I do not know what he knows. I am going to guess he is local to where you live. If so, I think they grow them like that in your area. ( I have dated a few like that from there.)
Yep. Local. He had an MBA, so I was hopeful. Oh.... and he said his sister was a mean, lazy, fat, nasty, biotch. Never said a nice word about her. |
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I really, really do give people a chance. It's not just me, either. For those of you who remember Lily0923.... she had a doozy Saturday night. The guy blurted out his affairs on his wife while he was married, his loathing and resentment towards his child- so much so he left the staet for several months as his wife paid more attention to the baby than him, the use of hookers, his homosexual experiences at age 14, his alleged molestation as a child that he cannot recall and no one observed, his three antidepressant medications prescribed by three different doctors..... This was date two for her. She kicked him out. I MISS LILY!!!!!!!!
Skpgc, now you know why I have been telling you that its hard to find a fella in Ohio. 
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I MISS LILY!!!!!!!!
Lily and I are thinking of writing a book of dating stories and going on tour. Stand up sorta stuff. |
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whew......I'm guessin Lilith would find me......
boring........... you do have some adventures.........LOL |
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Ghost.... I really don't go looking for this stuff.
Here's another.... he printed up my profile photo and put it up at work after the first two dates. He asked me if he could take a picture of the two of us for his phone. Denied. |
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I MISS LILY!!!!!!!!
Lily and I are thinking of writing a book of dating stories and going on tour. Stand up sorta stuff. I dont want to go on tour, but I would be happy to contribute a couple of stories. ( Ask about the guy that took me to dinner and asked to crawl under the table and lick me.) |
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Sounds like you need to move to Texas. Here, "naked" means you don't have on your Stetson.
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I dont want to go on tour, but I would be happy to contribute a couple of stories. ( Ask about the guy that took me to dinner and asked to crawl under the table and lick me.) 
Hey, that's better than the guy who asked me to open my shirt and show him my breasts so he could masturbate to them later. (Asked as I was breaking up with him)
Peekinin had a guy pee himself he was so drunk!! 
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Sounds like you need to move to Texas. Here, "naked" means you don't have on your Stetson.
Texas is on my do not visit list. Sorry!! Ohio is bad enough!!! |
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Sounds like you need to move to Texas. Here, "naked" means you don't have on your Stetson.
Texas is on my do not visit list. Sorry!! Ohio is bad enough!!! I double ditto the Ohio part.
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wow lilith.....you lasted longer than most women....AFTER TWO DATES!?!?
lol...dating is fun and all, except for when you get a dud like that one!! When they're bad, THEY ARE BAD!! haha you live and you learn i guess |
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Awww Lilith , you keep finding "Winners"
I keep finding "Lunachicks" Or do they just find us? 
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