Topic: Naked Negative Narrator
lilith401's photo
Thu 05/28/09 10:23 AM
I actually saw him four times.

DTHRomeo's photo
Thu 05/28/09 10:23 AM

I MISS LILY!!!!!!!! :cry: :cry: :cry:


Me too! :cry:

CleanBathroom's photo
Thu 05/28/09 10:40 AM
From how many angles was this guy into you Lilith Love? laugh

KIDDING POOKIE!



....maybe

I miss Lily too. I talked to her on the phone about three weeks ago and she's the same Lily as always. She beat the crapola outta' some stalker with a beer bottle at the local watering hole.

That's our girl! drinker :thumbsup:

no photo
Thu 05/28/09 10:43 AM

So, I dated a guy for about a month. He was so into me, and at first that was lovely. Then it felt suffocating.

I learn he drinks, a lot. Daily usually, and the range he gave was 2-15. Okay.....

He asked me to meet his parents on date two. He asked to meet my son on date three. That did not come to pass, the meeting my son.

I went to a party Saturday night and went over on my way home. It was a girls night out...

He answers the door naked. I spoke up, but no clothes were put on. I was too tired to leave, so whatever. The next morning he walked into the bathroom (the door was closed) and stood a foot away from me while I got ready.

That was just the highlights.


is there a such of a thing as a weirdo magnet?

lilith401's photo
Thu 05/28/09 10:46 AM
Robin, if so... I'm it. I've had bad dates since college. There was the AA meeting, the guy who thought he could "make things happen", the guy who shook coca cola cans all over my place, etc, etc, etc....

lilith401's photo
Thu 05/28/09 10:47 AM

From how many angles was this guy into you Lilith Love? laugh

KIDDING POOKIE!



This guy... okay. Ever encountered a stingray? If so, you know they latch onto you and suck, hard. That was my analogy of this guy giving oral. OUCH

DTHRomeo's photo
Thu 05/28/09 10:51 AM
And you saw him 4 times? mmmmkay

You're too nice Lilith flowerforyou

lilith401's photo
Thu 05/28/09 10:53 AM

And you saw him 4 times? mmmmkay

You're too nice Lilith flowerforyou


I really try not to be overly harsh. As well, sometimes people say things in the wrong way.... I guess I wanted to be sure the red flags were real. They were. It was nice, briefly, getting all that attention.

CleanBathroom's photo
Thu 05/28/09 10:55 AM


From how many angles was this guy into you Lilith Love? laugh

KIDDING POOKIE!



This guy... okay. Ever encountered a stingray? If so, you know they latch onto you and suck, hard. That was my analogy of this guy giving oral. OUCH


I'm never touching a stingray at the petting pool again! :tongue:

EEEEESCH

jtip1977's photo
Thu 05/28/09 10:59 AM
Would it have made a difference if I had taken my socks off?

DTHRomeo's photo
Thu 05/28/09 11:00 AM


And you saw him 4 times? mmmmkay

You're too nice Lilith flowerforyou


I really try not to be overly harsh. As well, sometimes people say things in the wrong way.... I guess I wanted to be sure the red flags were real. They were. It was nice, briefly, getting all that attention.


I understand

lilith401's photo
Thu 05/28/09 11:00 AM

Would it have made a difference if I had taken my socks off?


No. :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:

It was sad too, the first two dates were so nice.

jtip1977's photo
Thu 05/28/09 11:02 AM
I am really sorry to hear. You did seem a little optimistic about this one. flowerforyou

lilith401's photo
Thu 05/28/09 11:03 AM

I am really sorry to hear. You did seem a little optimistic about this one. flowerforyou


I definitely was too quick to be optimistic!!

jtip1977's photo
Thu 05/28/09 11:05 AM


I am really sorry to hear. You did seem a little optimistic about this one. flowerforyou


I definitely was too quick to be optimistic!!


Well, here's to more FWB's in your futuredrinker

lilith401's photo
Thu 05/28/09 11:06 AM



I am really sorry to hear. You did seem a little optimistic about this one. flowerforyou


I definitely was too quick to be optimistic!!


Well, here's to more FWB's in your futuredrinker


Nonono, I really cared about him. No more of those!

CleanBathroom's photo
Thu 05/28/09 11:07 AM




I am really sorry to hear. You did seem a little optimistic about this one. flowerforyou


I definitely was too quick to be optimistic!!


Well, here's to more FWB's in your futuredrinker


Nonono, I really cared about him. No more of those!


You just killed my excuse to vacation in Ohio forever.

no photo
Thu 05/28/09 11:08 AM
Optimism = Good

Delusion = Not so good

lilith401's photo
Thu 05/28/09 11:08 AM

You just killed my excuse to vacation in Ohio forever.


smokin smokin smokin smokin

I can call you Al instead of friend, Larry.

CleanBathroom's photo
Thu 05/28/09 11:10 AM


You just killed my excuse to vacation in Ohio forever.


smokin smokin smokin smokin

I can call you Al instead of friend, Larry.


SWEET! ROLE PLAYING!

Can I be a guy with a good credit rating in this one?