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looking for some....for example
"Fine as Frog's hair." "Neater than pockets on underwear" |
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Nuttier than a squirrel turd.
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Crazier than a sh!thouse rat.
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That guy is one taco shy of a combination plate
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when i have to use a public restroom and on the hand dryer someone (with a zany sense of humor) has written 'push button, receive bacon' on the directions.
OOOOHHHH!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! YOU ARE VERY VERY VERY NOT FUNNY!!!!! I THINK IT WAS FUNNY THE FIRST 80-BAGILLION TIMES IVE SEEN THAT!!!!! THANKS FOR KEEPING THIS LITTLE WITTY TRADITION GOING!!!!! |
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I'm going to regret this but....
"pee on the hoe handle" |
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I'm going to regret this but.... "pee on the hoe handle" lmfao....um this one is new to me....its great thanks auburn!!! |
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I'm going to regret this but.... "pee on the hoe handle" lmfao....um this one is new to me....its great thanks auburn!!!  It's one my Dad would say if one REALLY screws up. Back in the depression when they were in the fields and had to pee, they just did it right there. But what you Don't want to do is......pee on the hoe handle.
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Edited by
gayfifer
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Thu 04/30/09 01:38 PM
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as close as a gnats ball hair
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colder en' a witche's tit
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when i am king, the first thing i will do is make caps lock illegal.
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Know what I mean jellybean?
Cool beans nanner paste! Slicker than snot on a sh!thouse wall. Colder than a witches tit in a brass bra. |
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Daft as a brush
She has bats in her belfry Two sausages short of a barbeque A wrench short of a tool box Thick as two short planks Nutty as a fruitcake 
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My Gran always used to say... "Butter my butt and call me a biscuit!"
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Know what I mean jellybean? Cool beans nanner paste! Slicker than snot on a sh!thouse wall. Colder than a witches tit in a brass bra. cool beans nanner paste?? i dont get it... 
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My Gran always used to say... "Butter my butt and call me a biscuit!"
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grinning like a fox eating yellow jackets...
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Smilin' like a mouse eatin' sh!t.
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Smilin' like a mouse eatin' sh!t. ok stop..lol |
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