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if i had a mouth full of yellow jackets i would not be smiling.
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As dry as Gandi's flip flops
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As dry as Gandi's flip flops using this one...thanks!! |
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If I had his car and he had a feather up his azz we'd both be tickled
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Drier than a popcorn fart
Fart in a whirlwind |
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Elevator doesn't go the whole way to the top.
A few bricks short of a load. Not playing with a full deck. Not the brightest (sharpest, most brilliant) bulb(tool, crayon) in the chandelier (shed, box). His cheese slipped off his cracker. Hotter than a $3 pistol. Slicker than greased owl snot. |
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Clearer than mud
FUBAR SNAFU |
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As soppy as a lorry load of monkey's
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As soppy as a lorry load of monkey's what |
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As soppy as a lorry load of monkey's |
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"I sh!t you not , You're my favorite turd"
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As soppy as a lorry load of monkey's what Soppy kinda means emotional. |
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looking for some....for example "Fine as Frog's hair." "Neater than pockets on underwear" "Quicker than a ... THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK" oh crap, did I screw that up? |
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"I sh!t you not , You're my favorite turd" thumbs up on this one...totally using this one..thanks!! |
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"I sh!t you not , You're my favorite turd" thumbs up on this one...totally using this one..thanks!! Sure |
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looking for some....for example "Fine as Frog's hair." "Neater than pockets on underwear" "Quicker than a ... THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK" oh crap, did I screw that up? what did the guy with ADD say when the girl asked him for silly quotes.... wanna go ride bikes... dont forget your helmet today sunshine, its rough out there! |
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It's like watching monkeys f*ckin' coconuts!
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It's like watching monkeys f*ckin' coconuts! wow...monkeys try to do that...im sitting here in utter shock and aw |
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Wierder than a football bat!
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