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if i had a mouth full of yellow jackets i would not be smiling.
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As dry as Gandi's flip flops
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As dry as Gandi's flip flops using this one...thanks!! |
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If I had his car and he had a feather up his azz we'd both be tickled
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Drier than a popcorn fart
Fart in a whirlwind |
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Elevator doesn't go the whole way to the top.
A few bricks short of a load. Not playing with a full deck. Not the brightest (sharpest, most brilliant) bulb(tool, crayon) in the chandelier (shed, box). His cheese slipped off his cracker. Hotter than a $3 pistol. Slicker than greased owl snot. |
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Clearer than mud
FUBAR SNAFU |
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As soppy as a lorry load of monkey's
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As soppy as a lorry load of monkey's what ![]() |
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As soppy as a lorry load of monkey's ![]() |
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"I sh!t you not , You're my favorite turd"
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As soppy as a lorry load of monkey's what ![]() Soppy kinda means emotional. |
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looking for some....for example "Fine as Frog's hair." "Neater than pockets on underwear" "Quicker than a ... THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK" oh crap, did I screw that up? |
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"I sh!t you not , You're my favorite turd" thumbs up on this one...totally using this one..thanks!! |
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"I sh!t you not , You're my favorite turd" thumbs up on this one...totally using this one..thanks!! Sure ![]() |
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looking for some....for example "Fine as Frog's hair." "Neater than pockets on underwear" "Quicker than a ... THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK" oh crap, did I screw that up? what did the guy with ADD say when the girl asked him for silly quotes.... wanna go ride bikes... ![]() dont forget your helmet today sunshine, its rough out there! |
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It's like watching monkeys f*ckin' coconuts!
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It's like watching monkeys f*ckin' coconuts! wow...monkeys try to do that...im sitting here in utter shock and aw |
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Wierder than a football bat!
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