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Topic: silly expressions
Mr_Music's photo
Thu 04/30/09 04:42 PM
Dumber than Britney Spears in parenting class.

Jess642's photo
Thu 04/30/09 04:43 PM




Goin' up the rubbedy dub....(going up to the pub)

Answer the dog and bone...(Answer the phone)

Time to hit the frog and toad...(time to hit the road)




HEY! Thats Cockney Slang! Thats MY language! Theif.


Ya dumped a couple of boatloads of your lot over here, whattaya expect????:wink: laugh tongue2


Jess642's photo
Thu 04/30/09 04:44 PM
Wrap your laughing gear around this


Give us a gander


As useless as tits on a bull.


Mr_Music's photo
Thu 04/30/09 04:45 PM
Deader than a Pearl Jam concert.

jedigirl's photo
Thu 04/30/09 04:47 PM
getting my grump on

longhairbiker's photo
Thu 04/30/09 04:47 PM
As welcome as a wet fart.

elwoodsully's photo
Thu 04/30/09 04:48 PM
Kiss my ass, and call me sweetheart.

Dan99's photo
Thu 04/30/09 04:49 PM
Edited by Dan99 on Thu 04/30/09 05:00 PM





Goin' up the rubbedy dub....(going up to the pub)

Answer the dog and bone...(Answer the phone)

Time to hit the frog and toad...(time to hit the road)




HEY! Thats Cockney Slang! Thats MY language! Theif.


Ya dumped a couple of boatloads of your lot over here, whattaya expect????:wink: laugh tongue2




Button yer cakehole, we had to dump the tea leaves somewhere didnt we? Next time you open yer north and south make sure you dont say anything that gets on my westham reserves. ok?




(And btw the proper slang for Pub is rub-a-dub!)

Mr_Music's photo
Thu 04/30/09 04:49 PM
That'll go over like a fart in church.

Mr_Music's photo
Thu 04/30/09 04:51 PM
Sweatin' like a whore in church.

(I have another "sweatin'" euphamism, but I'm sure some folks would get all bent out of shape about it)

s1owhand's photo
Thu 04/30/09 04:56 PM
slap n' tickle

"such a broke tool, if he was Craftsman i could take him in for a refund"

drinker

Jess642's photo
Thu 04/30/09 05:02 PM






Goin' up the rubbedy dub....(going up to the pub)

Answer the dog and bone...(Answer the phone)

Time to hit the frog and toad...(time to hit the road)




HEY! Thats Cockney Slang! Thats MY language! Theif.


Ya dumped a couple of boatloads of your lot over here, whattaya expect????:wink: laugh tongue2




Button yer cakehole, we had to dump the tea leaves somewhere didnt we? Next time you open yer north and south make sure you dont say anything that gets on my westham reserves. ok?




(And btw the proper slang for Pub is rub-a-dub!)


Put a sock in it, yer gammy eastender!

:wink:

And besides... you can stick yer rub a dub, in that place where the sun don't shine..

we aussies have a skip in our speech, unlike you stiff shirted tossers..laugh laugh :wink:

Dan99's photo
Thu 04/30/09 05:08 PM







Goin' up the rubbedy dub....(going up to the pub)

Answer the dog and bone...(Answer the phone)

Time to hit the frog and toad...(time to hit the road)




HEY! Thats Cockney Slang! Thats MY language! Theif.


Ya dumped a couple of boatloads of your lot over here, whattaya expect????:wink: laugh tongue2




Button yer cakehole, we had to dump the tea leaves somewhere didnt we? Next time you open yer north and south make sure you dont say anything that gets on my westham reserves. ok?




(And btw the proper slang for Pub is rub-a-dub!)


Put a sock in it, yer gammy eastender!

:wink:

And besides... you can stick yer rub a dub, in that place where the sun don't shine..

we aussies have a skip in our speech, unlike you stiff shirted tossers..laugh laugh :wink:


Stick the rub-a-dub up my aristotle?! Ouch!

(Thats double rhyming slang - Aristotle=Bottle, Bottle and Glass = Arse)

Now stick another sausage on the barby and chill the Fk out! lol

Meg8771's photo
Thu 04/30/09 05:35 PM
Sh!t or get off of the pot

Love, peace & chicken grease

and when things are REALLY bad.....Fuk me running sideways!






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