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Dumber than Britney Spears in parenting class.
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Goin' up the rubbedy dub....(going up to the pub) Answer the dog and bone...(Answer the phone) Time to hit the frog and toad...(time to hit the road) HEY! Thats Cockney Slang! Thats MY language! Theif. Ya dumped a couple of boatloads of your lot over here, whattaya expect???? |
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Wrap your laughing gear around this
Give us a gander As useless as tits on a bull. |
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Deader than a Pearl Jam concert.
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getting my grump on
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As welcome as a wet fart.
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Kiss my ass, and call me sweetheart.
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Edited by
Dan99
on
Thu 04/30/09 05:00 PM
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Goin' up the rubbedy dub....(going up to the pub) Answer the dog and bone...(Answer the phone) Time to hit the frog and toad...(time to hit the road) HEY! Thats Cockney Slang! Thats MY language! Theif. Ya dumped a couple of boatloads of your lot over here, whattaya expect???? Button yer cakehole, we had to dump the tea leaves somewhere didnt we? Next time you open yer north and south make sure you dont say anything that gets on my westham reserves. ok? (And btw the proper slang for Pub is rub-a-dub!) |
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That'll go over like a fart in church.
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Sweatin' like a whore in church.
(I have another "sweatin'" euphamism, but I'm sure some folks would get all bent out of shape about it) |
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slap n' tickle
"such a broke tool, if he was Craftsman i could take him in for a refund" |
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Goin' up the rubbedy dub....(going up to the pub) Answer the dog and bone...(Answer the phone) Time to hit the frog and toad...(time to hit the road) HEY! Thats Cockney Slang! Thats MY language! Theif. Ya dumped a couple of boatloads of your lot over here, whattaya expect???? Button yer cakehole, we had to dump the tea leaves somewhere didnt we? Next time you open yer north and south make sure you dont say anything that gets on my westham reserves. ok? (And btw the proper slang for Pub is rub-a-dub!) Put a sock in it, yer gammy eastender! And besides... you can stick yer rub a dub, in that place where the sun don't shine.. we aussies have a skip in our speech, unlike you stiff shirted tossers.. |
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Goin' up the rubbedy dub....(going up to the pub) Answer the dog and bone...(Answer the phone) Time to hit the frog and toad...(time to hit the road) HEY! Thats Cockney Slang! Thats MY language! Theif. Ya dumped a couple of boatloads of your lot over here, whattaya expect???? Button yer cakehole, we had to dump the tea leaves somewhere didnt we? Next time you open yer north and south make sure you dont say anything that gets on my westham reserves. ok? (And btw the proper slang for Pub is rub-a-dub!) Put a sock in it, yer gammy eastender! And besides... you can stick yer rub a dub, in that place where the sun don't shine.. we aussies have a skip in our speech, unlike you stiff shirted tossers.. Stick the rub-a-dub up my aristotle?! Ouch! (Thats double rhyming slang - Aristotle=Bottle, Bottle and Glass = Arse) Now stick another sausage on the barby and chill the Fk out! lol |
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Sh!t or get off of the pot
Love, peace & chicken grease and when things are REALLY bad.....Fuk me running sideways! |
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