( PEEKS IN...LOOKS AROUND...roflmao....LEAVES )

I think it’s perfectly clear that unicycles first evolve into tricycles.

Then the tricycles evolved into small bicycles with training wheels.

From there the line clearly spits into two different paths.

Some bicycles lost their training wheels to become the fully evolved bicycles we see today.

Other bicycles never lost their training wheels and became quadracycles.

Some quadracycles have evolved to become 18-wheelers!

This is just a theory of course.

We all know, that only 18-wheelers have spirits,

All other cycles are lesser beings.

Except of course for the unicycle itself which was clearly the creator of all other wheelers.

Some people believe that the unicycle created the tricycle when it got stuck in the mud.

The extra wheels provided the traction necessary to get out of the mud.

Unfortunately some mud was splashed on the unicycle and the unicycle, being perfect, got pissed.

So now, all 18-wheelers are cursed and have to pay heavy axle-fees on toll roads

A toll troll was created to collect the fees.

However. the toll troll wasn’t happy with this menial task and decided to raise havoc.

So speed limit signs and police patrol cycles were invented.

And laws were made stating the tricycles and bicycles cannot marry.

It was a sad land, and all of unicycle’s bicycles and tricycles were unhappy.

It could have been such a great thing had it not been for the mud!

The only problem is that if it wasn’t for the mud there wouldn’t have been reason to create the first trike.

And so goes the theory of the everlasting evolution of wheelie thingies.

OMNG!!! I love it !!!

Logical and to the point in a non logical evolutionary stance..

HI EVERYONE - I A M BAAA CK!

Thanks to those (Jess) who understood!
Thanks to Abra who carried on with honor, though I'm not sure if his hisorosity is accurate, but then; we were discussing theory - were we not?

And my great apologies to Spider. It seems I forgot about his great propensity for internalizing what he views as his subjugation in past threads.

That was certainly not my purpose, as a few have recognised.

Abra...too cute, I cannot believe that I missed it for a few days...

Always...hiya Jess, although you are gone...

Red:

Hello to you... welcome back, I hope your holiday was quite enjoyable...

Thank-you CreativeS - I had a fabulous time, being able to provide some service to one's aging parents is a joy of unequaled measure.

Good for you, Red... and your family...

I spent some uncommon family time with my parents... uncommon, I say because it is becoming more rare lately... It was good here also...

Just so you know, I enjoy your input here...

Light and love to you...

Abra - I love that