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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 2 | |
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"well what can i say .... im lookin been lookin for a long time... i have a son and i love him with all my heart and all my life i always said im never having kids..."
Oooooh, credibility issues right off the bat.... |
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"Always interested in communicating with kindred spirits and sharing yuks over the perils of profile writing!"
I think "yuk" sums most of them up quite nicely.... |
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I am not sure what to say in here so I'm going to leave it alone and just wait for the person to ask me :)...but I am not looking for people that play games.
Damn it!! I wanted to play twenty questions!! |
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"I can sit here & type anything u want to read."
I don't know -- 140 trillion profiles and nobody has typed anything I wanted to read yet....talk is cheap.... |
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"I can sit here & type anything u want to read." I don't know -- 140 trillion profiles and nobody has typed anything I wanted to read yet....talk is cheap.... And he/she doesn't because.......? |
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"For your own safety, do not include your name, phone number or address."
Then how are you going to send me my Oxi-Clean? |
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"I am looking for a White Collar worker with Blue Collar hands or a Blue Collar worker with a White Collar mind."
Or how about a Red Collar worker with Green Collar kidneys? You know, if we took some of those Blue Collar guys and mixed in a few Gray Collar guys, we could re-enact the Civil War. Better than reading lame profiles, anyway. |
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"Well I'm not too sure what to put on here, but I think I"ll fill it out later. So there. Blah blah blah blah. What else? Oh yeah. Blah blah blah blah."
Vapidity is the new boredom. Or something. |
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"If you can make a woman laugh you can do anything with her."
That is NOT true, and I've got the restraining order to prove it. |
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"I don't need any strings right now."
I like the Ernie Ball Super Slinky. Those are great. |
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"Well, if you took the time to view my profile, you must (a) have a thing for asian women, (b) be asian (c) be a human trafficker."
The boat leaves tomorrow at 5am. You probably should make sure you use the facilities before then. |
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"I am a true conversationalist. I enjoy the art of communication. I have been told that I can hold a conversation about ANYTHING. "
Or nothing, evidently. |
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"If you want to get to know me just send me a message and if you are interesting enough I'll answer lol"
Do you grade on a curve? |
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"IM IN COLLEGE FOR CULINARY ARTS....SO YES I CAN COOK MY ASS OFF ALREADY."
I'm not what you would call an 'ass man', but I'm certain I prefer them uncooked and attached. |
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"Well I could say I'm sweet, sexy, flirtatious, fun, talented, ect. just like everyone else on these dating sites."
And you have. Just like everyone else. |
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"Hey there. Im here for the same reason you are dont ask why :)..."
Your life is boring and directionless too? |
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"Some people on here really have great discriptions of themselves, very detailed and properly punctuated. Well thats not what your gonna get here. Im just gonna spit some random stuff out."
Trust me, I would have noticed even without the disclaimer. |
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i don't believe in profiling
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hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!
I want a goofy, lamo crappo profile... does one mail order them? 
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If you can read this? Then you cannot read me.
I need my man to be able to read me. My thoughts, my heart, my soul. My all. SO, if you can read between the lines and around everything I say, then WE might be a perfect match. 
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