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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 2 | |
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buildin the hawks one game at a time.!!!!  
You mean "One Goal" at a time! just wait bro, there gonna slice n dice yur penguins.!!!
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"Hope your hungry, have a variety of taste bud temptations starting with the kitchen progressing to the living room and ending in the ________ fill in the blank."
Emergency Room? |
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buildin the hawks one game at a time.!!!!
You mean "One Goal" at a time! just wait bro, there gonna slice n dice yur penguins.!!!
Not unless they make a trade for Carlos Beltran! |
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"This is the worst part about these dating services... how to describe oneself."
It certainly seems that way. And yet, inexplicably, everyone continues to write the exact same things over and over. It's practically lemming-like. |
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"who am I? Well, I could list out my likes and dislikes. I could give you my stats. I could tell you what I will and wont do or tolerate. But I am not going to do that."
Just give me twelve dollars and we'll call it even. |
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buildin the hawks one game at a time.!!!!
You mean "One Goal" at a time! just wait bro, there gonna slice n dice yur penguins.!!!
Not unless they make a trade for Carlos Beltran!
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"i am a single mom of a beautiful daughter and handsome son...... They are my number one."
So does number three get to move up to number two? Or is it like a tie and there is no number two? |
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"I'm not looking for you.No,really.I'm not."
Believe it or not that's not even my record for most expedient rejection. |
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"This is the part that feels like selling a car..."
You mean the part where you fib about the vehicle history, roll back the mileage, and neglect to mention the random electrical failures? |
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"This is not my favorite part..."
And usually not ours either. |
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"The photo is from 10 years ago...same person with just a couple more wrinkles and several (loseable) pounds added."
I'm sending you a picture of how I think I will look 10 years from now. Yes, I know. It does look a bit like Brad Pitt but I really think this is achievable. |
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"Is any guy out there looking for something more than someone who is JUST sexy? Are you looking for someone who is able to blow your mind, heart, and soul?"
Actually, that's what I find sexy.... |
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"Im gonna keep this sweet and simple, and like you, I love the simple things in life. "
Obviously you aren't familiar with the labyrinth of complexity and insanity that is my life. |
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"I'm shy at first, but get to know me...and I won't shut up."
Maybe I know you well enough. |
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"My Favorite Things
Men over 40 with great style and graces. " Well, I have Charm and Creativity, but haven't managed to capture Beauty. |
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"WELL YOU CAN SEE WHAT I LOOK LIKE SO WE CAN SAIL OVER THAT ONE."
Let's not be so quick to cast off... |
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"Hi My Name Is Deaven I just saw this site & It was something 2Do @ the time I gess, I like out doors hanging out with friends & sporting events."
I think you've emailed me before. In fact, I think I have a few hundred of your emails in my spam filter. |
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"I'm an emotionally sound/sane woman (even if I say so myself...lol)"
Suddenly I'm going to need to see references. |
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"I've been dating so long that my head hurts!"
If you would stop with the head butting you might solve two of your problems. |
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"Not looking for a weirdo or a nasty jerk"
You know, there IS such a thing as "too picky." |
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