Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 2 | |
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Ok now... come on here people... Let's find the really SPECTACULAR examples of idiocy and social ineptness. Simple spelling errors and typos are too plentiful to count. Too bad we can't copy and paste in some of the profile pictures here. Some of those are downright terrifying. |
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"MY DESCRIPTION OF MYSELF IS TO LEAD AN ACTIVE LIFESTYLE. "
Most people exercise to lead an active lifestyle. |
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"MY DESCRIPTION OF MYSELF IS TO LEAD AN ACTIVE LIFESTYLE. " Most people exercise to lead an active lifestyle. Descriptorobics is really a lot less of a strain on the cardio, though. |
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"im honest, & Idare you to get to know me"
I can't take that risk |
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"I HATE TALKING ABOUT MYSELF, BUT I GUESS I GOT NO CHOICE."
I sincerely wish you did. |
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"look for a man like to see nascar on tv and like it send me e-mail send to you ok you hope man good firend to me as on online on aol or yahoo im not on ok you I'm DISADELED good girl like to fun."
Did you drop the Scrabble game again? |
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"look for a man like to see nascar on tv and like it send me e-mail send to you ok you hope man good firend to me as on online on aol or yahoo im not on ok you I'm DISADELED good girl like to fun." Did you drop the Scrabble game again? |
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Hey now! No poking fun at the disadeled!
Or dis-addled? Actually that makes me wonder what her disability is. Is there something that would cause a person to write all disjointed like that? |
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Hey now! No poking fun at the disadeled! Or dis-addled? Actually that makes me wonder what her disability is. Is there something that would cause a person to write all disjointed like that? seriously.. the last 3 posts madedr peper shoot out of my nose!!!!! |
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Edited by
poniepower
on
Thu 12/11/08 09:03 PM
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Hey now! No poking fun at the disadeled! Or dis-addled? Actually that makes me wonder what her disability is. Is there something that would cause a person to write all disjointed like that? Oh, and I'm disabled, not making fun of them either...Just saying. Nevermind..it was deleted...awwww ,but funny! If I typed to him and sent him pics of me in my sexy underwear, and we became friends, he'd send me a plane ticket to move down there and be his sexy baby. |
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looking for someone who is willing to have a good time,
oh man!! im out.. i prefer to have a shytty time. and to be miserable |
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"I've really been done with dating for some time now and I find myself in a unique position; I am too old to meet peers at college, and far too young to meet peers at the senior center."
And since those are the only two places in the world, you are well and truly screwed. |
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"I'm looking for someone with similar interest that likes kids to see what happens."
What is it that you want kids to see happen? |
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"Well I am an easy going guy.......Highly motivated and goal oriented."
oxymoron.. a figure of speech that combines two normally contradictory terms |
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Im not sure of my hobbies ..... Im really fun to hang out with.
and what pray tell.. will we be doing?? one of your hobbies?? |
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Im not sure of my hobbies ..... Im really fun to hang out with. and what pray tell.. will we be doing?? one of your hobbies?? Figuring out what they are, probably. |
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Im not sure of my hobbies ..... Im really fun to hang out with. and what pray tell.. will we be doing?? one of your hobbies?? |
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"Words may be short and easy to speak, but there echoes are endless!"
By that reasoning, we should all have gone deaf years ago. |
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Im not sure of my hobbies ..... Im really fun to hang out with. and what pray tell.. will we be doing?? one of your hobbies?? you ready?? |
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IM JUST TRYING TO MAKE IT IN LIFE
as opposed to all the times i was totaly trying to NOT make it.. im such a failure! |
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