"rather not blurb now"


ya.. wouldnt want to bother you with that tidbit..

Blurbing can only be done at the precise moment of perfect epiphany....

"headline goes here"


good boy.. tomorow we will work on shoe strings.. those can be tricky too..

I'm a good guy...bad guy available upon request.


can we say split personality?

I'm a divorced dad of two children. I just love them to pieces.


for some reason makes me think of Jeffrey Dahmer

"i am me any questions just ask"

It's not even worth the effort....

I saw that on a pretend newspaper once.

"I am simple guy just like the others "



ooohhhh... yep that makes me want to read on.. carbon copies are my FAVORITE!!!

BLAST IT!! i got so distracted finding the stupid things that i lost the hot navy seal!!! just my luck!
lol

"I am a 43 year old stong willed inteligent and compansionate woman. I am verry indpendent and and dont take nothing frome no one. I do not tollerate stupdity."

How do you feel about bad spelling?

I'm really compansionate about it myself....

You just KNOW about 97% of them are cutting and pasting from someone else's bad profile....

More later and no comment in the blanks. Tastefully exquisite nothing.

"Is it true?
Is it true?"

I don't know.
I don't know.

"Doubtful but trying again. Like my headline says- I'm doubtful but trying again."

Wait, I'm not sure I understand what you're trying to say.

"I'M JUST A DREAMER. I BELIEVE THAT THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS DEATH,"







put down the sword HIGHlander.. for in the end there can be only one..

My favorites have always been the threats and ultimatums in a profile. I have 3 kids and if you don't like it you can- move on, f off, die, kiss my ass, and go cut your head off. I'm overweight and if you don't like it you can- move on, F off, die, kiss my ass, and go cut your head off. I'm a bisexual and if you don't like it you can- move on, F off, die, kiss my ass, and go cut your head off. Can you say insecurity complex? Just makes you wanna run right out and marry them and be miserable the rest of my life.

lex.. not even i can do this one alone.. im emailin you the link to the motherload!!

"Help me find you"

I don't want to be found.

I gonna tell you more about me when is the time for that. I'm born in Transilvania and now live in Detroit area.


It wouldn't be night and dark and when you are ready to bite my neck would it?

I guarantee that I will make you laugh and have a great time


If not do I get my money back?