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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 2 | |
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"Insert witty comment here."
Well, it would certainly be better than yours. |
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"like to have fun and like to do what ever at any monent open mindede"
im sorry.. what?? 
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"Wow, hard to know what to say here, isn't it?"
How do you feel about crossing the street by yourself? |
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"Interests: cooking a conti"
do you sautee those?? or BAKE them?? |
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I was a one women man for 27 years, and enjoyed it for the most part.
I'm thinking your one woman didn't enjoy it as much |
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I'm a mild mannered individual, who likes to stay around the house alot and keep to myself
And you're on a dating site for what? |
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"Not sure if I'm into the whole dating thing. Just wanted to see what the fuss is all about concerning internet dating."
Much ado about nothing. |
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OMG!!! this one still has coffee coming out of my nose..
"im looking for that specil woman for me" but his email settings you must be MALE so... hows that workin for you?? |
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"Everything happens for a reason."
Then how do you explain this profile? |
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"father of the best son most of the time I'm at work but I like to have fun"
say it with me.... "punctuation is our friend!!!!" is your son the best most of the time? you are at work now? im so confuzed!! |
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OMG!!! this one still has coffee coming out of my nose.. "im looking for that specil woman for me" but his email settings you must be MALE so... hows that workin for you?? Gender Confusion in the New Millennium. |
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"I just want someone to hang out with someone every now and then."
I'm sure someone actually IS hanging out with someone every now and then. Your wish has been granted. |
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"I'm now interested in finding a woman who has her head on her shoulders"
your last gf was headless?? no wonder your on a dating site!!!! yeesh! |
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I'm a very claim and low stress, and would want the same in my match.
Goodluck with finding someone very claim |
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"I'm now interested in finding a woman who has her head on her shoulders" your last gf was headless?? no wonder your on a dating site!!!! yeesh! 
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"looking for a girl who's down and is intellagent"
kinda specific if you want an intell agent.. hhmmm... CIA?? |
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"I am a middle school science teacher. I own my home. I have a wonderful hot tub! I just finished my Master's Degree. I love to try new resturants and go the the movies."
The next exercise is random sentences starting with "I" |
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"I really don't want to write the same thing everyone else does, so I will say this. I try real hard to be original and pleasing to others."
Let me know when you're ready to begin. |
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" like to have fun going out and doing things,"
oohh.. ive never done things.. i have done his brother Stuff before.. he was HAWT!! |
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the same interested or just ask, don't need fakes, drama, or user, stay the hell away.
I'm guessing most do |
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