Why I am voting Democrat!

I’m voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending MY MONEY than I would.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. All profits are evil and should be confiscated for Government Redistribution.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe that MORE Government regulations and higher taxes on Business will stop Business from exporting their jobs to Countries with LESS Government regulations and lower taxes.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe terrorists should have the same rights as ordinary American citizens. They should be allowed to have trials in American courts. They should be able to subpoena top secret documents, soldiers, government officials, etc. to cross examine for their defense.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe in a FREE government health care system. I believe doctors, nurses, hospitals, drug companies, etc. will gladly donate their time, products, services, facilities, etc. for FREE and that will be a better system.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe in and support trial lawyers, frivolous lawsuits and outrageous jury verdicts.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe 9/11 was an inside job to con the American people to go to war for oil.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe social security is solvent and that there is a social security lock box and I don’t believe social security is a Ponzi scheme.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe Gay Marriage should be the law of the land and will probably produce better children.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe English should not be the official language of the United States. I don’t mind pushing one for English when I use the phone.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe partial birth abortion is okay but water boarding a terrorist is disgusting.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe having home grown terrorist like Bill Ayers as close friends is a good thing. It will allow for easy friendships with foreign terrorists.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe illegal aliens deserve all the rights of ordinary Americans plus some additional rights Americans do not have.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe groups like ACORN who register felons, drug addicts, homeless drifters, illegal aliens, dead people, children, etc. makes my vote count more.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe celebrating the winter solstice shows compassion for the small minority of people that do not celebrate Christmas.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe hard core criminal murders and rapists deserve life and that the innocent unborn deserve death. It’s a choice I can live with.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe Bush caused Hurricane Katrina and he blew-up the levies in the ninth ward of New Orleans.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe sex in the Oval Office with an intern is a private matter and that everybody lies under oath about sex.

I’m votin Demokrat becuse I wus edumkated at a publick sckrool.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe that any one who is not partaking in one of the many wonderful government programs obviously has too much money and should pay higher taxes.

I’m voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq the terrorists will be happy and now think of us as good people.

I’m voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as it does not offend people. Can’t we all just get along?

I’m voting Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits are wrong. I believe higher taxes on oil companies will produce lower prices at the pump.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe we need to rid ourselves of dependency on foreign oil, but I am against offshore drilling, building nuclear power plants and clean coal technology.

And finally, I’m voting Democrat because I believe Reverend Wright when he said “GODDAMN AMERICA” and “OUR CHICKENS ARE COMING HOME TO ROOST”.

Why are you voting Democrat?

very well put

I'm voting Republican (I'm convinced)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiQJ9Xp0xxU

I'm voting for the Nazi...I mean Republican party too

and they played the race card

it not just for mccain backers anymore

Wow. Those don't seem like very good reasons, but I guess, if that's what you want to base your vote on.

well, i guess if i were rich then i would definitely vote republican

BBBUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTT....i am not...so i won't

i am voting other


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0puGnGUEL3I&NR=1

I'm voting and making my voice heard especially in the local elections.

I am voting republican because my house has drop in value %50 and in 4 yrs it wont be worth anything.We can have a weenie roast....I wont have to work because there will be no jobs....I wont have to pay taxes since there's no jobs but hey they can borrow a couple more trillion from china....Wont be able to complain any more about big business getting all the breaks, they will leave when all the government's money runs out...Health care who needs it, we are like 24th in the world in health care anyway.Might as well shoot for the bottom....There wont be inappropriate sexual behavior in the White House, we will just use the stalls at the airport so our families are exposed to it...Social Security who needs it, we will be a welfare state anyway...Don't worry it will only be 96ys now till we are out of Iraq...Wont have to by an answering machine, the government has all the tapes anyway...Finally I want 4 more years of Bush, DAM ITS BEEN GREAT!!!!!

MCCAIN/PALIN 08
MCCAIN/PALIN 08
MCCAIN/PALIN 08
MCCAIN/PALIN 08
MCCAIN/PALIN 08
MCCAIN/PALIN 08
MCCAIN/PALIN 08

Wow, you're pretty fickle.

ok make up your mind

shhh I hear there are pictures floating around.

I am only kidding kerbear, vote for whomever you want

I just can't believe anyone really freaking thinks that if McCain gets into office things will change. You have to be a complete IDIOT to believe that crap.

I can't believe that you were so bothered that we might have thought you were actually voting democrat that you had to clarify

here here!!! and with any luck the president will drop dead in a few months and then we will have a Hot Woman President, who cares if every other world leader that has met her thinks she is a devil in a blue dress. School prayer will replace sex education and all those unwanted babies will come in handy to fight that never ending war we have.

Marry me!!!!!!!!

awwww shucks!!!!

Yeah, I'm not really a fan of Hussein myself.