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Grandma Hagatha's Tips For Daycare

Put super glue on the naughty chair.

Put up night curtains and tell the kids it is bed time after lunch.

Give the kids a bath with their clothes on and save on laundry.

Call meals on Wheels and say the grandparents came over instead of the grandkids.

Tell the kiddies you are going to play hide and seek then don't look for them.

Tell the kids the monster is under your bed; guarantee they will let you sleep late.

Tell them they can get up from their nap when the alarm goes off and don't set it.

Play surprise birthday and tell the kids to hide in the fake cake box.

Tell their parents you have the measles and you can't babysit until they are gone.

Tell the kiddies the TV is broken; they won't wan to come.

Tell the kiddies "Sure they can come over for supper your cooking turnips and brussel sprouts."

Compliments of {{{tazz}}} an addition to my guide

Merle If I am bad will U give me a good spanking?

Merle If I am bad will U give me a good spanking?