Topic: BAD_GIRL'S GUIDE TO BABYSITTING 101 | |
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Thanks, I will work it in there
Merle while ya finding key to liquor cabinet don't for get hide cuff keys an if duct tape don't work extra strong rope works if that don't work make them watch barney tapes over an over again |
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OMG, gotta use this one
Do you have a garage? If ya do...you will need 2 ropes and a couple of bike hooks..... Set up the rope so two hang down...attach the hooks at the end... Now, when the children get there you MUST show this to them in order to strike fear in thier little hearts and tell them that is is for the bad ones..... A little blood doens't hurt to add on the floor below the ropes...... |
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For me or the kids
Straitjackets also work well when there are 3 kids to watch |
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For me or the kids Straitjackets also work well when there are 3 kids to watch LMAO!!!! I thought it would be for the kids..... ((J)) is this for the kids? Besides, if you had one on...how would you get the keys for the liquor cabinet off your neck??????? |
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Oh hell, I would have an IV drip running from the whole cabinet if that was the case
For me or the kids Straitjackets also work well when there are 3 kids to watch LMAO!!!! I thought it would be for the kids..... ((J)) is this for the kids? Besides, if you had one on...how would you get the keys for the liquor cabinet off your neck??????? |
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Oh hell, I would have an IV drip running from the whole cabinet if that was the case For me or the kids Straitjackets also work well when there are 3 kids to watch LMAO!!!! I thought it would be for the kids..... ((J)) is this for the kids? Besides, if you had one on...how would you get the keys for the liquor cabinet off your neck??????? The kids may trip over it! You know how they get if you don't tie them up!!! |
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Straitjackets also work well when there are 3 kids to watch ((J)) this would work but kids hate to get dressed......how would you make it into a game? Oh, it's easy---it's the "Who can put their jacket on first" game |
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For me or the kids Straitjackets also work well when there are 3 kids to watch Definitely for the kids, lol---how would you be able to get to the liquor cabinet in a straitjacket?? |
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You two have my sides hurting from laughing!!!!
Now see, Bad, it was for the kids!!!! |
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Edited by
bad_girl
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Sun 10/19/08 11:14 AM
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Who cares, that is what they get for running in the house
Oh hell, I would have an IV drip running from the whole cabinet if that was the case For me or the kids Straitjackets also work well when there are 3 kids to watch LMAO!!!! I thought it would be for the kids..... ((J)) is this for the kids? Besides, if you had one on...how would you get the keys for the liquor cabinet off your neck??????? The kids may trip over it! You know how they get if you don't tie them up!!! |
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Straitjackets also work well when there are 3 kids to watch ((J)) this would work but kids hate to get dressed......how would you make it into a game? Oh, it's easy---it's the "Who can put their jacket on first" game |
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Oh hell, I would have an IV drip running from the whole cabinet if that was the case
For me or the kids Straitjackets also work well when there are 3 kids to watch Definitely for the kids, lol---how would you be able to get to the liquor cabinet in a straitjacket?? |
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That is good, laughter is the best medicine
You two have my sides hurting from laughing!!!! Now see, Bad, it was for the kids!!!! |
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I almost forgot one--the "Whoever can be quiet the longest, gets a big prize" game---That one almost always works for a little while
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I have tried that with my grandkids, doesn't work but thanks
I almost forgot one--the "Whoever can be quiet the longest, gets a big prize" game---That one almost always works for a little while |
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Edited by
Tazz42
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Sun 10/19/08 11:22 AM
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I almost forgot one--the "Whoever can be quiet the longest, gets a big prize" game---That one almost always works for a little while Yeah, about 2.5 nano seconds.....then it continues as....."Quit breathing on me!" OR "He won't quit touching me!" Or the ever popular...."We are bored!" Or " We are hungry and all we want is sugar!" |
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I have tried that with my grandkids, doesn't work but thanks I almost forgot one--the "Whoever can be quiet the longest, gets a big prize" game---That one almost always works for a little while Hmmmmm........... Back to restraints, then |
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I have tried that with my grandkids, doesn't work but thanks I almost forgot one--the "Whoever can be quiet the longest, gets a big prize" game---That one almost always works for a little while Hmmmmm........... Back to restraints, then OR sedation....... |
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I have tried that with my grandkids, doesn't work but thanks I almost forgot one--the "Whoever can be quiet the longest, gets a big prize" game---That one almost always works for a little while Hmmmmm........... Back to restraints, then |
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That is where the benadryl comes in 500mg
I have tried that with my grandkids, doesn't work but thanks I almost forgot one--the "Whoever can be quiet the longest, gets a big prize" game---That one almost always works for a little while Hmmmmm........... Back to restraints, then OR sedation....... |
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