Topic: BAD_GIRL'S GUIDE TO BABYSITTING 101
bad_girl's photo
Sun 10/19/08 10:58 AM
Thanks, I will work it in thereflowerforyou

Merle while ya finding key to liquor cabinet don't for get hide cuff keys an if duct tape don't work extra strong rope works if that don't work make them watch barney tapes over an over again rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl :banana: :banana: :banana:

bad_girl's photo
Sun 10/19/08 10:58 AM
OMG, gotta use this one:banana:

Do you have a garage?
If ya do...you will need 2 ropes and a couple of bike hooks..... Set up the rope so two hang down...attach the hooks at the end...
Now, when the children get there you MUST show this to them in order to strike fear in thier little hearts and tell them that is is for the bad ones.....

A little blood doens't hurt to add on the floor below the ropes......

bad_girl's photo
Sun 10/19/08 10:59 AM
:laughing: For me or the kids:laughing:

laugh Straitjackets also work well when there are 3 kids to watchlaugh

Tazz42's photo
Sun 10/19/08 11:00 AM

:laughing: For me or the kids:laughing:

laugh Straitjackets also work well when there are 3 kids to watchlaugh




LMAO!!!! I thought it would be for the kids.....
((J)) is this for the kids?

Besides, if you had one on...how would you get the keys for the liquor cabinet off your neck???????

bad_girl's photo
Sun 10/19/08 11:01 AM
Oh hell, I would have an IV drip running from the whole cabinet if that was the case:banana: :banana:


:laughing: For me or the kids:laughing:

laugh Straitjackets also work well when there are 3 kids to watchlaugh




LMAO!!!! I thought it would be for the kids.....
((J)) is this for the kids?

Besides, if you had one on...how would you get the keys for the liquor cabinet off your neck???????

Tazz42's photo
Sun 10/19/08 11:02 AM

Oh hell, I would have an IV drip running from the whole cabinet if that was the case:banana: :banana:


:laughing: For me or the kids:laughing:

laugh Straitjackets also work well when there are 3 kids to watchlaugh




LMAO!!!! I thought it would be for the kids.....
((J)) is this for the kids?

Besides, if you had one on...how would you get the keys for the liquor cabinet off your neck???????



The kids may trip over it! You know how they get if you don't tie them up!!!

no photo
Sun 10/19/08 11:05 AM


laugh Straitjackets also work well when there are 3 kids to watchlaugh


((J)) this would work but kids hate to get dressed......how would you make it into a game?




Oh, it's easy---it's the "Who can put their jacket on first" game

no photo
Sun 10/19/08 11:06 AM

:laughing: For me or the kids:laughing:

laugh Straitjackets also work well when there are 3 kids to watchlaugh






Definitely for the kids, lol---how would you be able to get to the liquor cabinet in a straitjacket?? :laughing: :laughing:

Tazz42's photo
Sun 10/19/08 11:12 AM
You two have my sides hurting from laughing!!!!rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

Now see, Bad, it was for the kids!!!!

bad_girl's photo
Sun 10/19/08 11:13 AM
Edited by bad_girl on Sun 10/19/08 11:14 AM
Who cares, that is what they get for running in the house:laughing: :laughing:


Oh hell, I would have an IV drip running from the whole cabinet if that was the case:banana: :banana:


:laughing: For me or the kids:laughing:

laugh Straitjackets also work well when there are 3 kids to watchlaugh




LMAO!!!! I thought it would be for the kids.....
((J)) is this for the kids?

Besides, if you had one on...how would you get the keys for the liquor cabinet off your neck???????



The kids may trip over it! You know how they get if you don't tie them up!!!

bad_girl's photo
Sun 10/19/08 11:14 AM
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl



laugh Straitjackets also work well when there are 3 kids to watchlaugh


((J)) this would work but kids hate to get dressed......how would you make it into a game?




Oh, it's easy---it's the "Who can put their jacket on first" game

bad_girl's photo
Sun 10/19/08 11:15 AM
Oh hell, I would have an IV drip running from the whole cabinet if that was the case:banana: :banana:


:laughing: For me or the kids:laughing:

laugh Straitjackets also work well when there are 3 kids to watchlaugh






Definitely for the kids, lol---how would you be able to get to the liquor cabinet in a straitjacket?? :laughing: :laughing:

bad_girl's photo
Sun 10/19/08 11:15 AM
:banana: :banana: That is good, laughter is the best medicine:banana: :banana:

You two have my sides hurting from laughing!!!!rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

Now see, Bad, it was for the kids!!!!

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Sun 10/19/08 11:18 AM
I almost forgot one--the "Whoever can be quiet the longest, gets a big prize" game---That one almost always works for a little whilelaugh laugh

bad_girl's photo
Sun 10/19/08 11:20 AM
I have tried that with my grandkids, doesn't worknoway but thanks

I almost forgot one--the "Whoever can be quiet the longest, gets a big prize" game---That one almost always works for a little whilelaugh laugh

Tazz42's photo
Sun 10/19/08 11:21 AM
Edited by Tazz42 on Sun 10/19/08 11:22 AM

I almost forgot one--the "Whoever can be quiet the longest, gets a big prize" game---That one almost always works for a little whilelaugh laugh


Yeah, about 2.5 nano seconds.....then it continues as....."Quit breathing on me!" OR "He won't quit touching me!" Or the ever popular...."We are bored!" Or " We are hungry and all we want is sugar!"

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Sun 10/19/08 11:23 AM

I have tried that with my grandkids, doesn't worknoway but thanks

I almost forgot one--the "Whoever can be quiet the longest, gets a big prize" game---That one almost always works for a little whilelaugh laugh








Hmmmmm........... Back to restraints, then:laughing::laughing:

Tazz42's photo
Sun 10/19/08 11:24 AM


I have tried that with my grandkids, doesn't worknoway but thanks

I almost forgot one--the "Whoever can be quiet the longest, gets a big prize" game---That one almost always works for a little whilelaugh laugh








Hmmmmm........... Back to restraints, then:laughing::laughing:



OR sedation.......:laughing:

bad_girl's photo
Sun 10/19/08 11:25 AM
:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:



I have tried that with my grandkids, doesn't worknoway but thanks

I almost forgot one--the "Whoever can be quiet the longest, gets a big prize" game---That one almost always works for a little whilelaugh laugh








Hmmmmm........... Back to restraints, then:laughing::laughing:

bad_girl's photo
Sun 10/19/08 11:26 AM
That is where the benadryl comes in:laughing: :laughing: 500mg



I have tried that with my grandkids, doesn't worknoway but thanks

I almost forgot one--the "Whoever can be quiet the longest, gets a big prize" game---That one almost always works for a little whilelaugh laugh








Hmmmmm........... Back to restraints, then:laughing::laughing:



OR sedation.......:laughing: