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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 114
Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 10/01/08 11:11 AM
I've had an absolute ** of a day Everything that could go, did go wrong so if im aloud to use the word in a song ive had an absolute of a day Started as a fart in bed well it started as a fart but i myself instead And the ing misses going off her ing head I've had an absolute of a day and running to the dunny like a bastard trying to hold it in with me finger up me arse and skidding past the kids and them little s laughing ive had an absolut of a day I've had an absolute of a day Everything that could go, did go wrong so if im aloud to use the word in a song ive had an absolute of a day No hot water had to take a cold shower scrubbing from every orifice took a ing hour then no ing towels ive had an absolute of a day pulling on me jeans and tripped broke me ing nose and split me ing lip got me caught in me ing zip ive had an absolute of a day I've had an absolute of a day Everything that could go, did go wrong so if im aloud to use the word in a song ive had an absolute of a day then driving meself to the doctors busted and bleeding swollen and trobbing not a good time to get stopped by the cops ive had an absolute of a day bastards didnt even let me explain just cuffed me up and pulled me off to jail no ing phone call, no ing bail! ive had an absolute of a day I've had an absolute of a day Everything that could go, did go wrong so if im aloud to use the word in a song ive had an absolute of a day so your honour thats how it is thats exactly how it started and how it ended all up here, and you ing lot laugh and aint making it too easy ive had an absolute of a day and im in too much ing pain to plead and i dont give a if you dont believe me just take me out the back and ing shoot me please! ive had an absolute of a day ive had an absolute of a day everything that could go did go wrong, so if im aloud to use the word in a song ive had an absolute of a day ive had an absolute of a, just another one of them, ive had an absolute ** of a day!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 10/01/08 11:15 AM
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=zaUfBSFq45M

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 10/01/08 11:18 AM
dear diary........why does a cup of coffee keep emailing me??? I dont understand it........I hate coffee!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 10/01/08 11:19 AM
I like cheese........why doesnt cheese email me???

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 10/01/08 11:25 AM
annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd here comes the NO PICTURE PEOPLE!!!! Should I even bother to open it???? Hi.............Hi hi............hi...............hi..........I think youre beautiful........ hi........hi.........hi...........hi hihihihiiiiiiiii~~!!!

TwoTallOne Joined Thu 01/04/07 Posts: 16854	Wed 10/01/08 11:28 AM
HHHHHHHHHiiiiiii .. I think you are pretty EYE ( best pirate voice)

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 10/01/08 11:32 AM
Nothing like a good fish stick story...........

TwoTallOne Joined Thu 01/04/07 Posts: 16854	Wed 10/01/08 11:37 AM
WOO HOO .. you got that right .. lol

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 10/01/08 11:38 AM
omgggggggggggggggggg and the coffee cup comes back~~~~!!!!!! The word of the day is WTFWTFWTFWTF!!!! BROUGHT TO YOU BY LETTER 8904 AND THE NUMBER WTF!!!!

TwoTallOne Joined Thu 01/04/07 Posts: 16854	Wed 10/01/08 11:38 AM
Gypsy ..where is that " bad day song " from ??..

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 10/01/08 11:40 AM
Gypsy ..where is that " bad day song " from ??.. kEVin bloody wilson.......he's an aussie!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 10/01/08 11:40 AM
dear diary.......I have a coffee cup pic on here somewhere................MAYBE I WILL PUT IT UP!!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 10/01/08 11:44 AM
<--------"ACTUAL" GYPSY COFFEE CUP!!! Does it make you horny baby????????? Well??? Does it???

TwoTallOne Joined Thu 01/04/07 Posts: 16854	Wed 10/01/08 12:06 PM
oooohhh I love the curves of yuor "handle"

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 10/01/08 12:09 PM
Im cranky today!!!! <------checks calendar.......... OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FYFDUYUDFISHJSDKFHJSKDFJKUCK RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 10/01/08 12:11 PM
<-----------cranks up THE IMMIGRANT SONG............ <------has really crazy eyes right now!!!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Wed 10/01/08 12:17 PM


Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 10/01/08 12:19 PM
Send me some of that purple........I need it!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 10/01/08 12:19 PM
Im sooooooooooooo freaking burnt!!! My face is burnt!!!! Aloe Vera Stat!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 10/01/08 12:23 PM
dear diary.......I think I finally cracked!!! yup.........