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These are great!!! Now I 'm glad to see it was all done in fun with tongue in cheek...If it was offensive, well I guess that says a lot about those who were offended. I'm sure if it was My EX wife/husband/BF/GF now that may be interesting...hmmmm.....
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Yo Mama so ugly - she enter a ugly contest but they say:
"Sorry, no professionals." |
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Yo Mama so Nasty - she have to creep up on bathwater.
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Yo Mama so Nasty - her shorts on the Superfund list.
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Yo Mama so Nasty - she puts ice in her drawers to keep the crabs fresh
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your mamas so fat, she got babtised at seaworld.
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The most beautiful human being is a mother It is not funny to laugh at them and I will not be part of it. omg lighten up!!! |
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The most beautiful human being is a mother It is not funny to laugh at them and I will not be part of it. omg lighten up!!! This is in the jokes & funny stories thread. It's not meant to be derogetory towards anyone. It's a joke. |
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The most beautiful human being is a mother It is not funny to laugh at them and I will not be part of it. omg lighten up!!! If my kids said a joke like that I would laugh with them. |
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The most beautiful human being is a mother It is not funny to laugh at them and I will not be part of it. omg lighten up!!! If my kids said a joke like that I would laugh with them. Right on!!! It's called a sense of humor. Some people obviously don't have one. 
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 my 12 yr old nephew gave me this one
Yo mama's so fat, when she opens the fridge, it says "Uncle!" |
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sorry nephew loves this category
"Yo mama's so fat, on Halloween she says "Trick or meatloaf!" |
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Edited by
carnie
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Fri 07/18/08 04:35 PM
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your moma is so fat she's on both sides of the family.
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Edited by
wiley
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Fri 07/18/08 10:32 PM
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Yo mama so fat her butt cheeks are in different zip codes.
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Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to EVERYONE
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Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
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Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
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Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
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Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
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