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Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!
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Yo mama so fat that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
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Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
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Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
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Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
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Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
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Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
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Yo mama is so hairy she looks like a chia pet wearing a sweater
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Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
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Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
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nice!!!! 
too bad you couldnt come up with something better than makin yo' mama jokes........its sooo 1987!!!! 
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Ile wire u 50 bucks if u promise to buy a sense of humor. I think theyre on sale at target.
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Your just mad cause yo momma has one arm and swims in a circle.
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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the track
people jog AROUND her for exercise! |
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