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and I got a dog named Pablo.
I put in a tall mountain. |
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And out came a Coors from the Rocky Mountain Water
I put in an old pair of Levi's |
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And I got Jessica Simpson in them.
I put in Jessica`s thong |
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pulls out a pair of flowery granny panties
puts in a spare package of heavyduty D~cell batteries she uses for her VIBE |
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Save the batteries. With my talents, you won`t need em.
I put in a tongue twisting tickling thurst |
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Edited by
elwoodsully
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Tue 01/27/09 10:09 AM
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And I get sick !!
I put in a spare tire for a '88 Yugo. |
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And I got Jessica Simpson in them. I put in Jessica`s thong And ya get back your brother ...sniffing around them.............. |
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gets a fender from a 1973 caddy
puts in dvd of 007 Bond movie |
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oh and i put in a old wheel from my old wheel barrow
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I got shaken not stirred.
I put in a chick flick Boone Wazzzzzzzup Bro |
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Gets a package of Tulip bulbs
puts in a package of ramen noodles |
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I add some chicken and get dinner.
I put in some flannel jammies |
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puts jammies on, mmm snuggley warm TY!
puts in her laundry |
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Edited by
rara777
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Tue 01/27/09 10:25 AM
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I do your laundry, it`s done, folded, and clean and fresh smelling. It`s ready for you to pick up.
I put in dinner and candlelight with a chilled bottle of wine. |
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puts away her laundry in the closet & washes dishes
puts in a Jackie Chan dvd & pack of microwave popcorn |
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Cuddles up beside ya on the couch and watches the movie.
Then puts in your favorite "chick flick" |
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takes out "chick flick" & throws in trash
puts in "Terminator" dvd |
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I do my Arnold imitation
I put in the new DeNiro /Pacino flick. Righteous Kill. |
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and there was too much "Heat"
So I put in a bucket of ice |
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pulls out a carton of ice cream
puts in a can of hersheys chocolate syrup |
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