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| Topic: THE VENDING MACHINE GAME | |
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and you got a trip to nowhere
I put in some applesauce |
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i got a airplane ticket to Italy
I put in a frozen pizza |
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u got a trip to the North Pole
I put in some magazines |
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You get lots of shell casings, some empties, and your DD-214.
I put in my homework. |
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And out came a Test
I put in a picture of the Moon |
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and I got an astronaut.
I put in a howling wolf. |
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and out came some sheep
I put in a Goat Herder |
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You found Osamma Bin Laden
I put in a cup of coffee |
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and I woke up after the 2nd cup.
I put in a gopher |
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I ended up with a shopping list
I put in a rolodex |
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and found the telephone numbers to all the women on mingle
I put in gray hair |
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and u got a toupee
I put in some olive oil |
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Hmmm, I got olive oil and you got a deep tissue massage and smell like olive oil
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then removes his makeup with olive oil
I put in his clown nose |
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and Clarabell the clown kissed u!
I put some incense |
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and then turned on my psychedelic light
I put in a Super Bowl Team |
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and u got a SUPER-SIZED order of nachos with guacamole
I put in an old TV guide |
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and I got the first Lazy Boy made
I put in a fortune cookie |
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and Confuscious now lives at your house
I put in some mac and cheese |
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and she got a burned casserole, but ate it anyways
I put in a painting by Picasso |
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